The war on Christmas will continue until the illegal occupation of November ends! I call upon the Claus regime to return to the borders agreed upon in the Black Friday agreement.

With our victories in Wisconsin, our huge overperformances in Florida, and the new record for longest standing filibuster, I don't want to hear none of you saying the Democrats aren't doing anything.

Trump: With the 22nd gone, I can now run for a third term! Wait, why do I hear boss music?
Democrats: youtu.be/kVFdAJRVm94

For months I've crawled through headlines like a rat. This country once echoed with conversations of friendship and lovers... no longer. Mark my words, one day things will change. We will bring the resistance to their states, their districts, their voters.
(AKA: We won in a +15 district in PA!)

For those of you complaining that the Democrats are not doing anything besides suing the White House and releasing statements in opposition, pray tell what they are supposed to do?
Break in and feed him to a pack of baying hounds?

Welp, how fucked is my year if this is the film that topped the charts on my 10th birthday?

☠️ I died from “Collick” in the week of February 14th, 1665
vole.wtf/death-roulet...

Rest in peace, President Carter. Though you may not have been the greatest president, you were by far the greatest human being to ever step foot in the Oval Office. America will be lesser without you, and we shall miss you.

A day late, but it's time for me to be a Grinch. The Christmas Truce of 1914 didn't happen in the way we commonly think it did.
It was not widespread, and was mostly confined to the British sections of the frontline. For most, it was just a few hour's truce to recover the dead from No Man's Land.