@thehirst.bsky.social
Here for politics and escapism; perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Their whiskey was dogshit so I’m glad to hear their ventures closer to their core competencies are better.
February 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Their whiskey was dogshit so I’m glad to hear their ventures closer to their core competencies are better.
And who, by your estimate, would be the smartest, Stephen?
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 PM
And who, by your estimate, would be the smartest, Stephen?
NFL Blitz belongs in the conversation. Otherwise I cosign. Mario Golf was ELITE.
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 PM
NFL Blitz belongs in the conversation. Otherwise I cosign. Mario Golf was ELITE.
I’m going to make you do Limp Bizkit like that.
February 2, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I’m going to make you do Limp Bizkit like that.
Now do: You can only save one song from each artist.
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Now do: You can only save one song from each artist.
Josh McDaniels said the code to active his sleeper agent programming.
January 25, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Josh McDaniels said the code to active his sleeper agent programming.
White men, we’re are never beating the allegations that we can’t handle spice, are we?
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
White men, we’re are never beating the allegations that we can’t handle spice, are we?
They’re dead inside.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
They’re dead inside.