occasionally faced with the horrifying reality i may actually just be dumb as fuck 💀

did some off ice training and properly wore myself out, feels nice :3

so i can't quite do a standing split (yet.) but my right leg is flexible enough to pull into a passable Y spiral. unfortunately this would not pass on the ice because my rights my BALANCE LEG lmaoo. my lefts my free leg it's the one i need doing this nonsense 💀

guess who flooded the dish pit at wooork 🤭

having a cal goal of 1200 and getting this like "yea that counts" is so fucking funny lmaooo

suns out from 5AM to 11PM you know what that means (i’m enthusiastic about cooking again, i want to bake, my creativity is returning, i want to take my illustration and my chef careers more seriously)

great to see the bots have truly infiltrated blsky bc why did somebody like my zero followers made 20min ago accounts post

also i have magically responded to every text i’ve been avoiding for the day. woagh. are they good responses? who knows!

don’t recommend getting low-key drunk on vodka shots and then trying to put on black lipstick that was a mess yo