Well yeah. Maybe don’t play with a broken hand genius

There are cardboard cutouts with more charisma

and that’s not all that interesting to me honestly

Also if he takes the 3-2 pitch the ump probably doesn’t call it

Can’t hit a middle middle fastball smh

I can respect that

I hate super long extra innings games like I hate eating too many cookies. It's bad for me and I don't want to do it all the time but please don't take away my delicious cookies

There was a baseball guy last night who was like “everyone hates this” so I just want to be clear that I don't think that is what our posts meant, definitely not mine.

See can’t have that if the runner was on second to start the inning

Yeahhhhh ooof

AJ: Slider, Slider, everything’s a slider

Wainwright: He should throw a high fastball

AJ: Slider, why can’t we hit sliders?

Wainwright: Now is the time for a high fastball