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Henry Zhou
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Ⓐnn Arbor Michigan. Skeets/Posts only represent my own views. Likes & Reposts aren’t endorsements. He/him
Stranger things “fake ending” has me so confused but I’m gonna get caught up only to find out it meant nothing
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Hot take: pistons end the season w better record than thunders
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
2024/25 lions: watching week 1 of the playoffs at home

2025/26 lions: watching week 1 of the playoffs at home
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Anyone else have to resort to brute force to get the wordle
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Ironically his middle name is Banfield, and he will be banned from the field
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
WHAT OHIO STATE KNOW ABOUT 13-10
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
One time I filled in name as Zhou, Henry when it said Name (without first or last) and they actually submitted my name as Zhou Henry
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about how kirk never got to live in an america post ClintonXTrump ship
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
First in line at Walmart 😁
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Breaking news wemby dating Austin girl
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Did former OSU QB Will Howard rly pull up to a pokemon tcg local in Ann Arbor?
October 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Real conversation leaving the theater after watching Him

“Did you catch that Kobe Bryant reference?”

“Nah there was no r*pe scene”
September 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I just went to pick up my food order for “Henry Zhou” and I get home and I realize I got the food for “Joe, Henry”
September 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Went to the pokemon mega evolution pre-release local and I was facing an elementary schooler and she pronounced the word “traverse” in Celebi’s “Traverse Time” like “Traverse City” and I feel like that could only happen in Michigan
September 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Future archaeologists will look at Magnus Carlsen the same way we look at North Sentinel Island today

Cuz wym he dedicated his whole entire life to an analog game when clash royale was there the entire time
September 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The fact that former Lions OC Jim Bob Cooter somehow turned Daniel Jones into prime Andrew Luck makes me so irrationally angry lol
September 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Me after I can’t find Hariyama and I realize it’s cuz it’s prized: shit

Opponent who’s an elementary schooler: it’s ok my mom swears all the time
September 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Not every day you run into the best chrom main in your region but he’s working(?) at the jewelry store
September 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
September 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just saw Conjuring Last Rites and I rly thought someone would die on a motorcycle like that famous Annabelle story where some dude dissed Annabelle and then died 5 mins after in a motorcycle accident
September 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Literally me
September 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
CFB and NFL have almost no crossover (among fans) cuz tell me how is it possible that the biggest college cheating scandal and the biggest pro cheating scandals (spygate, deflategate, tuck rule, etc) happened to the same school or at least players from the same school, yet no one talked about it
September 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I literally have peacock just for sports (student discount) but it literally doesn’t even load what’s the point of paying for things that don’t even work
September 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Over under on Kawhi being executed by Adam Silver
September 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I feel like YouTube content has already peaked. These days there’s far too much AI slop
September 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM