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The Hell Express
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“We’re on an express elevator straight to hell! Going down!!!!” - Hudson (Bill Paxton)

Loving most games, most sci-fi, most soundtracks, and most chocolate chip cookies.

Instablock bots and trolls. 🧌
We always ask “who are we dunking on” but never ask “why are we dunking?”
April 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
But how fast?
April 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
April 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Back in the day, people would do that at the store I worked at. I would call someone and have a loud convo with them. They would usually leave. Gotta assert dominance with these clown college dropouts
April 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Even though I block the “BREAKING” phrase and tag (because people who say “BREAKING” almost never include a source for their BrEaKiNg news), it still shows up because it’s a fucking picture now. Bullshit ass clickbait
April 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If you’re able to, turn on Advanced Data Protection on iPhone as well.

Use the Recovery Key option and don’t put the Recovery account as the person traveling with you, if applicable.
How to turn on Advanced Data Protection for iCloud - Apple Support
Advanced Data Protection for iCloud offers our highest level of cloud data security and protects the majority of your iCloud data using end-to-end encryption.
support.apple.com
April 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Tell me what to yeet into the harbor and I’ll be there in 10
April 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Fuck those woke ass penguins - MAGA, probably
April 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
It’s 2025, wtf is a camera phone 😂😂😂
March 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM