So the legislature is cutting taxes on tanning beds while hospital beds are becoming more scarce. #priorities

My love of reading is strongly link to this man…

My mom: “well I keep getting offers for People magazine & I don’t know any of the people..all so young. I’m not getting it”…..then did full rundown of met gala outfits by name - ex: “that kim kardashian, i don’t care for her and her waist, i think she had bones removed…its too thin and not healthy”

Sheryl Crow recently dumped her Tesla in protest of the company's owner, Elon Musk.

Is it me or do all the 5 min crafts look like they take like an engineering degree, multiple machines and like a month and a half. Let me get out my table saw and my vase polishing machine after we throw this in the kiln… it’s either that or dollar store pool noodles.

Does anyone else feel like we are living in the actual world where Biff got his hands on the sports almanac?

So this. Yeah.

Tells you all you need to know about the guy.

This is so appropriate …

With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

DAVID LYNCH has passed away. We have lost one of the greatest directors in history, a superlative artist. A unique and timeless cultural figure. Forever in our memory, forever in our hearts. Long live The Greatest.

I think it’s totally unfair that when u sit down ur thighs double in size. Someone should fix that

Next announcement I predict from T is that P Diddy is nominated for head of Child Protective Services.