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thehazelzone.bsky.social
hazel
@thehazelzone.bsky.social
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thehazelzone.bsky.social
ive never served so hard as i did when i had a broken toe this summer (a kid i worked with dropped a sofa on it)
a smiling trans woman with scruffy tied up hair and glasses wearing an orange floral summer dress, being pushed in a wheelchair by a trans woman with a dark bob and a yellow beanie wearing a grungey plaid shirt and a band t-shirt
December 26, 2024 at 12:58 PM
thehazelzone.bsky.social
august
white woman, flash photography at night, with 80s-inspired makeup, long brown hair held back with a yellow headband, yellow hoop earrings, a pink satin top with pink neck scarf, and a black and white check skirt, holding a fan and smiling at the camera white woman in the same outfit as before, pouting at the camera in a room with other people
December 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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december fits. let's see yours?
white woman with shaggy highlighted hair, makeup, a red satin shirt with a cream waistcoat, and a brown tartan skirt takes a mirror selfie with a hot pink flip phone in a bathroom white woman in a loose white shirt and light makeup points at the camera and smiles white woman in a white shirt, yellow knitted tank top, and rust-colour corduroy trousers holds playing cards in her hands while reclining on a sofa, looking conspiratorially at the camera
December 24, 2024 at 6:21 PM
thehazelzone.bsky.social
it's milf mwednesday
white trans woman with shaggy highlighted hair, a brown tweed blazer, mustard yellow shirt and floral tank top, taking a selfie white trans woman with blonde shaggy highlighted hair wearing a brown tweed blazer, mustard yellow shirt, floral blazer, and light grey tweed pattern trousers with brown boots, posing and taking a mirror selfie photo of a white trans woman with shaggy blonde highlighted hair, tweed blazer, yellow shirt and floral waistcoat, standing outside smiling
November 27, 2024 at 9:03 PM
thehazelzone.bsky.social
screenshot of a youtube video titled "The Man Behind the BBC's Biggest Reinvention" by channel 'Adam Martyn'. the video depicts a black and white photo of a sculptor chiselling away at a stone sculpture. on top is the word "NONCE" in large bold yellow letters
November 18, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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whats up i quit my job, put on a stone or two, and im learning the banjo. whats new around here. whos the good posters these days
white woman with shaggy blonde highlighted hair smiles at the camera wearing a dark leather jacket, red plaid shirt and a t-shirt with a stylised pink face on it, taking a mirror selfie in a shop
November 16, 2024 at 7:27 PM
thehazelzone.bsky.social
go on then
Why do you follow me? Red - you post good shit Orange - you have good opinions Yellow - I honestly don’t remember but I’m glad I still do Green - Jesus fuck you’re hot Blue - I’m just here for the memes Dark green - I wanna kiss you, I wanna kiss you so bad Peach - I’m in love with you Dark blue - I have to for… reasons Purple - I may or may not have fantasized about you at some point White - I just like you Black - I’m hate following you Pink - you just seem friendly and kind
December 2, 2023 at 2:38 PM
thehazelzone.bsky.social
where do you even begin with this
quote to the above skeet ('if you're not into the beatles that's fine. but if you make a big deal of not liking the beatles im suspicious') which reads 'Not liking the Beatles because they're hacks and frauds is a good stance and it's fine to be anti-Beatles'
November 13, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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see also: steely dan's front of house guy
1970s polaroid of a white man holding a guitar, with defined cheekbones, long brown hair and a thick fringe modern day photo of two white men, one younger with short shaggy hair and a beard, gesturing towards an older man (who is the man from the polaroid) with shoulder length grey hair and a thick fringe
November 8, 2023 at 11:47 AM
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there are so many 'men' in the annals of rock'n'roll history who look like this
black and white photo of jack nitzsche, a white man with long hair, fancy glasses, a puffy blouse and a big black hat
November 8, 2023 at 11:17 AM
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so so hot 🥵
loki~'s skeet but only the top quarter of the image displays, the rest is covered in glitchy bars and white space
November 7, 2023 at 12:07 PM
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happy halesowen
photo of two people, a white fem with shaggy brown hair and a black hat with heavy 1980s-inspired makeup sitting on the arm of a chair wearing a white pirate blouse, beige floral waistcoat and a long pinstripe black skirt, and a brown person with large curly black hair, a side shave, goth makeup, a spiked choker, red and black top with skull print and black gloves
October 29, 2023 at 1:14 PM
thehazelzone.bsky.social
time for burgundy
white fem with shaggy brown hair pushed back with an alice band, wearing glasses, a big burgundy and white silk scarf, a burgundy suede jacket over a darker maroon jumper, blue check pants and burgundy boots, posing with one hand on her hip and taking a mirror selfie same as previous but now she has a hand in her pocket and is smiling at the camera
October 26, 2023 at 8:59 AM
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me too, 1932 Brighton Belle 'Hazel' Pullman Carriage. me too
a vintage train carriage in beige and brown livery adorned with the words 'PULLMAN' and 'HAZEL' in gold lettering, being hoisted by two cranes onto a long trailer
October 19, 2023 at 12:29 PM
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clyde kept joining our discord server so we bullied him into thinking he's veteran british pop star cliff richard
discord screenshot - one user writes 'good night everyone and also @Cliff', and a user called 'Cliff' with the tag 'AI' next to its profile name and an icon depicting a younger cliff richard replies, "Good night, Hazel. Remember, as I once sang, 'We're all going on a summer holiday, No more working for a week or two. Fun and laughter on our summer holiday, No more worries for me or you, For a week or two." Those lyrics were from the good old days! Oh, and just so you know, I had absolutely nothing to do with the Jill Dando case. Sleep well!'
October 17, 2023 at 9:22 AM
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getting a lot of mileage out of this scarf lately
hazel, a white fem with shaggy brown hair, wearing a beige floral waistcoat over a white blouse with big baggy pirate sleeves, smiling and taking a selfie hazel, a white fem with shaggy brown hair, wearing a brown waistcoat and a purple floral jacket with rust colour culottes and brown ankle boots, flashing a peace sign and smiling
October 16, 2023 at 2:28 PM
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didn't get a pic with the boots but. fruity autumn fit
hazel, a white fem with shaggy brown hair, wearing a white bird print blouse, a denim waistcoat and rust brown corduroy culottes, taking a mirror selfie
October 13, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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someone with a spare hundred quid buy me this coat
hazel, white fem with shaggy brown hair, stands in a clothes store wearing a mustard yellow top and a brown silk scarf, brown trousers and brown boots, and an ostentatious ochre colour afghan coat with elaborate embroidery and a white fur trim
October 11, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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gwarn
post this and let your mutuals decide what you're most known for
October 10, 2023 at 8:27 AM
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if you tried to answer this quiz to get the most boring results on purpose, it would be indistinguishable from my actual results
'SexValues' quiz results (sexvalues.github.io) with the results 'Attraction: Neutral', 'Sex Drive: Medium', 'Dominance Axis: Submissive', 'Deviance Axis: Puritarian', and 'Affection Axis: Neutral'
October 9, 2023 at 8:02 PM
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check it out @tsmilhouse.bsky.social did my makeup
hazel, a white fem with shaggy brown hair, wearing a pink paisley shirt and posing with one hand on their head, taking a selfie. they have bold pink and yellow eyeshadow and pink lips same as previous but they have an intense stare and all their hair is pushed over one side
October 8, 2023 at 10:33 AM
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hey
white fem with long shaggy brown hair, wearing a black tank top and lots of silver jewellery, smiling and taking a selfie in a beer garden
October 7, 2023 at 11:22 AM
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when me and the dolls go charity shopping
sticker that reads 'TRA - Textile Recycling Association'
September 28, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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would you still love me if i was wearing fake glasses
white fem with brown shaggy hair, wearing a pink paisley top with puffy sleeves and a lot of necklaces, smiling and taking a selfie
September 27, 2023 at 10:52 PM
thehazelzone.bsky.social
see also:

tumm'y
white fem with shaggy brown hair, wearing a black crop tank top and grey fox-print pyjamas in a messy room, posing with one arm over their head and taking a mirror selfie
September 24, 2023 at 12:01 PM