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Hawke Wood
@thehawkeward.bsky.social
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Weird little goblin boi, arty farty type. [He/they]

AuDHD, disabled, queer, trans/intersex. I love stories in all forms & stream on Twitch.

https://linktr.ee/TheHawkeward
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‘Sorry someone kindly pissed away money for you to receive nothing because I didn’t do the thing I said I’d do 😔’ thanks so much @throne.com
‘Re: Amazon Return I totally understand your frustration with this, and I am so sorry we couldn't be more help at this time.’
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Rewatched Pontypool last night
A young white woman with dark hair staring ahead unfocussed with blood dripping from her mouth inside a radio station
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Had to cut our anniversary plans short as we’re both sick, but we had a fab time revisiting Totoro. There weren’t any kids in the audience last time we went and it was so lovely experiencing the magic through their collective gasps and cheers of delight. 9 years & forever 💚 @melly1805.bsky.social
A selfie of Hawke, a white trans masc person with short brown hair and glasses, and Mel, a white cis woman with long dark hair and glasses. Both are wearing facemasks with Studio Ghibli characters on them; Hawke’s is Kiki & Jiji, Mel’s is Totoro and co. A picture of the table Hawke and Mel are sitting at in the VIP lounge at My Neighbour Totoro. On the table is a sort of mushroom shaped lamp emitting green light, a programme for the show, soot sprite ice cream, two bottles of coke and some snacks in bowls.
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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How does alan wake know what i look like naked?
A low light picture of the opening of Alan Wale where you play as a fat balding white guy with no clothes on wandering through the woods.
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Me on the apps
Soup for sluts ramen package
October 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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I have been asked twice to make complaints about a particular tenant and when I actually stuck up for them this was the response.

Can’t verify whether or not there were previous complaints obviously, but no one asked me about them until New Guy moved in and decided he hated them.
Landlord: Add (typo meaning ‘are’) sisters trying to intemidate you? Me: Absolutely not they've been nothing but nice to me Landlord: Sorry I don't beleive it. I have a right to do so as we had complaints about them even before you moved in but I was doubtful
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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I don’t know if I have an absolute fave but this Todo Sobre Mi Madre is definitely a contender
October 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Are you trans femme or
A picture of a tube map including the stop ‘Theydon Bois’
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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He’s Thor. Like in the comics.
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I watched this film a lot as a kid and every time my mum would get angry because there aren’t any raccoons in the UK 😂
A still from the live action 101 Dalmations where a raccoon wears Cruella’s red hat
October 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Absolutely 0 help in any situation ever
Mr Burns holding a rock saying ‘OH, LOOK. A BIRD HAS BECOME PETRIFIED AND LOST ITS SENSE OF DIRECTION.’
October 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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@drawfeeshow.com i just really felt like y’all needed to see this
Kermit the xenomorph
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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What’s your sign?

Me:
‘Private sign do not read’ and a bonus dog
September 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I know @throne.com don’t handle items directly but this is the third one in a row I’ve had to send back. This was supposed to help my disability by delivering items directly but now I have to keep finding ways to get to the pick up point across town to return them.
September 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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This is a HEFTY book. Looking forward to it!
A paperback cover of The Hands of the Emperor by Victoria Goddard. It has a black covered with a sun in the centre
September 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Birthday swag from @melly1805.bsky.social ! Thanks everyone from the gifts, cards and well wishes 💚🥰 if you wanna get me a free ‘gift’ please follow my art page @artemishaspens.bsky.social and send me some book recommendations!
A photo of Hawke, a white transmasc wheelchair user wearing a white shorts and shirt combo covered in gastlys, haunters and gengars. The shirt is unbuttoned with a blue/purple tshirt underneath. He is smiling at the camera. The back of the same blue/purple tshirt revealing a watercolour style cherry blossom painting of My Neighbour Totoro
September 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Tried to make a sort of idealised but also realistic version of me on dragon age and ended up with trans emma watson
A photo of character creation im dragon age veilguard with what appears to be a masc presenting emma wateon with elf ears and a mullet
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Finished! #Lego
A photo of Melly, a white cis woman with long brown hair tied back in a ponytail, is smiling widely at the camera holding up a ‘Brick Borrow’ logo next to a completed 500 piece Encanto house lego set.
September 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Eeeeeeeeh! Can’t wait to get into this ☺️
A paperback copy of ‘the last days of the dinosaurs’ by Riley Black
September 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Buffy putting a book on a shelf
September 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Richard: ..I think I'm only staying alive to satisfy you.
September 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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What do I report it as? I tried clicking intellectual property but it just shows me this and doesn’t actually report anything…
Screengrab from tiktok reprting page that reads: Intellectual Property Infringement TikTok respects the intellectual property ("IP") rights of others. TikTok's Terms of Service, Intellectual Property Policy, and Community Guidelines do not allow posting, sharing, or sending any content that violates or infringes upon someone else's copyright, trademark, or other intellectual property rights. If you believe that your IP-protected work was posted without your authorization on Tiklok's site or app, or otherwise hosted by Tiklok, you may refer to the instructions in our in Intellectual Property Policy and submit an IP infringement report using any of the methods listed below. Copyright infringement • Fill out the Copyright Infringement Report form
September 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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It is my birthday in a couple weeks 👀
Screengrab of a tumblr post: ananasbooks: Birthday idea: ask everybody to give you their favourite book with a dedication and an explanation, why they love it. Your friends will be happy sharing a part of themselves and you will get not only the most sincere recommendations, but maybe a key to understand your friends better. And even if you read it before you could do it again and try to see it through the giver's eyes. You might see it completely differently. magic-in-every-book: THIS IS SO CUTE.
August 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Wtf is this? ‘Yeah he’s having a really shitty time but he’s not entertaining people and that’s like his job???’ Smh
A quote from an article about Lil Nas X’s arrest that reads ‘Despite his fame, the rapper didn't appear to have put on any impromptu performances for the other people in the pre-arraignment jail, which is primarily filled with people staying for only a short time before their day in court.’
August 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Newly discovered marsupial absolutely looks like a prank thats a teddy bear come on now 😂
A new discovered Australian marsupial with big round fluffy ears perched in a tree looking fake af and not unlike a mogwai
August 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM