Jared McCain tonight:
15 Points
6-19 FG
0-7 3PT

TWO MONTHS INTO THE LEAGUE AND ALREADY WASHED… GIVE DALTON THE ROTY🔥🔥

Darius Garland tonight:

31 minutes
8 points
3/21 FG (14.3%)
0/6 3PT
2 turnovers

BRO SOLD CLEVELANDS UNDEFEATED SEASON💀💀🤡🤡

Joel Embiid tonight

31 minutes
11 points
2 turnovers
-22 +/-
0 free throws (😱😱😱))

BRO’S NOTHING WITHOUT HIS PRECIOUS FREE THROWS💀💀💀

Klank Thompson today:

25 minutes
5 points
3 rebounds
0 assists
1/11 FG
1/8 3PT
benched in the clutch

THE BRICK BRO STRIKES AGAIN

Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson:

1 senior citizen
1 trash ass little bitch
O big punches
O exciting moments
16 minutes of garbage
1 grown man's ass hanging out

A COMPLETE ASS OFF... MIKE TYSON IS A GREEDY PRICK AND JAKE PAUL IS A WHINY LITTLE LOSER BITCH🤡🤡🤡

Netflix tonight:

927,739 Pixels
90% Lagging
329,842 Buffers

THEY REALIZED THEY'RE NOT BUILT FOR THIS🤦💯👀‼️

Dennis Scrotum tonight:

33 mins
14 points
4/17 FG
2/10 3PT
Game tying shot blocked

SCHÖNES SPIEL, BLÖDMANN🥶🥶🥶

Zach Lavine tonight:

37 mins
8 points
4/16 FG
5 fouls

LAKERS DON’T WANT YOU ANYMORE LIL BRO🥺🥺

Devin Booker tonight:

33 mins
12 points
2/10 FG

BRO IS NOTHING WITHOUT KD😭😭😭

Phoenix Suns tonight:

83 Points
22/75 FG (29.3%)
9/37 3PT (24.3%)
Lost by 16

STRAIGHT DOGSHIT🥶🥶🥶

NBA SCHEDULE TONIGHT:
Mavs vs. Jazz 9pm ET

ADAM SILVER IS RUINING THE NBA🔥🔥🔥🔥👏👏

ANT EDWARDS LAST NIGHT:

24 POINTS
0/9 3PT
BACK TO BACK LOSSES VS THE BLAZERS

PR TEAM IS GENERATIONAL🔥🔥

Tyrese haliburton last night:

9 POINTS
1 REBOUND
3-14 FG🥶🥶
2-8 3PT

TRASH… JUST LIKE HIS FITS 🌟 🌟🌟

Joel Embiid tonight:

13 points
2-11 FG
1-8 3PT

WELCOME BACK… WE MISSED YOUR FREE THROWS🥺🥺