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The Harrison
@theharrison.bsky.social
Aspiring Writer | Watch Enthusiast | Brown | I like rings/bracelets | Bi/Queer. | They/He/Him
So

I played “All Hail The Heartbreaker” at 12:40am at the bar.

That was a choice and I made it, we’re at the tail end of Bi visibility day and I think I’m owed that. As an extremely bisexual emo kid.
September 24, 2023 at 7:50 AM
Reading a book right now that just hit me with the quote:

“Loss and growth sometimes speak the same language. It is the way of things, when the night sky works properly. Mourning turns to dancing. Tears turn to gain. Otherwise, why would we cry at all, if it did us no good?”
July 22, 2023 at 3:10 AM
I have never wanted anything more that I want to be so drunk I stop existing for like 12 hours. Then we can restart life.
July 18, 2023 at 12:44 AM
I regret every single decision I’ve made in the last 72 hours
July 17, 2023 at 6:54 PM
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I did a hit of acid last night that I was not emotionally prepared for and I am currently piecing my existence back together
July 16, 2023 at 5:03 PM
I did a hit of acid last night that I was not emotionally prepared for and I am currently piecing my existence back together
July 16, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Not a single person on this planet deserves Batman: Wayne Family Adventures, and yet we get it anyway
July 13, 2023 at 7:02 AM
Even though I’m a warriors fan I did the appropriate thing and used my invite code to get @sunsdude.bsky.social here, everyone welcome him
July 3, 2023 at 11:30 PM
Bluesky feels a lot like the first time I went to a gay bar in San Francisco after having spent my 20's in Arizona. I just want to hug everyone and then do three shots.
July 2, 2023 at 1:08 AM
So make lots of noise (Hey)
Kiss lots of boys (Yeah)
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's somethin' you're into
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or don't
Just follow your arrow wherever it points, yeah
Follow your arrow wherever it points
July 2, 2023 at 12:48 AM
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I know that bluesky is a new cultural institution because @panza.bsky.social and I have been discussing bsky drama separately in chat while I get day drunk. This is what twitter was back in the day
July 2, 2023 at 12:23 AM
So, if you had asked me like, 2 weeks ago if I was being less queer on social media for the sake of fitting in, I would have denied it. But being here on this site and having just a little more breathing room to be unashamedly queer, I was clearly holding back before. Thanks to the homies here.
July 2, 2023 at 12:32 AM
I know that bluesky is a new cultural institution because @panza.bsky.social and I have been discussing bsky drama separately in chat while I get day drunk. This is what twitter was back in the day
July 2, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Bsky not showing my likes to my followers meaning I can horny queer thirst like all the skeets is the real important part of this platform
July 1, 2023 at 11:26 PM
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This buries the lead that the 6th best social app is milf messenger
not even top 5. twitter is cooked.
July 1, 2023 at 10:40 PM
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Summer is a joke. It should be illegal for me to have already spent all my money getting drunk and it's still daylight
July 1, 2023 at 3:04 AM
I have a 4 day weekend and all I want to do is get some Little Caesars hot and ready pizzas and watch Designing Women
June 30, 2023 at 9:49 PM
This is for a very specific segment of people but it very much feels like this site is the Dore Alley to Twitter’s Folsom Street Fair. I mean that in the most complimentary way possible.
June 23, 2023 at 4:17 AM
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One sinking sub is called The Titan, what do you call a fleet of sinking subs?

Reddit.
June 23, 2023 at 1:05 AM
I just found a small unopened bottle of Jameson in my backpack which means at some point, Drunk Harrison purchased that bottle and instead of drinking it thought "Work Harrison will probably need that more than I will" and put it into a pocket in my backpack. Thanks Drunk Harison!
June 22, 2023 at 11:41 PM