I do not trust any politician whose name is that of a D&D weapon that can be wielded by clerics.

(To make this extra confusing, the new thing here is the Board Game Arcs and the thing that borrows the Board Game’s Hero Quest’s pathos framework is the video game Dark Quest)

The classic 4 things to wear at a wedding:

Something old, something new, something that borrows an aesthetic framework from the board game Hero Quest, and something that contains at least some criticism of capitalism.

I am so livid for you right now, especially as a narcissistic parent-haver. You are fucking great and I am so sorry you had to deal with someone who told you otherwise at every opportunity.

Eyelashes need to be nerfed. Too many hp for what they are and a bullshit hitbox.

This is how they got Sam Altman too.

The threat of overwhelming victory was too much for them to bear.

Legit why I finally went with a blue mohawk.

Still mad they even tried to surrender. Can’t exactly praise them for having idiots for opponents

HMU if you need gentle hints and don't want to spoil anything. I was fortunate to have @joekllr.bsky.social steadily guide me when I hit walls, and my jaw keeps landing on the floor as I haven't spoiled myself on anything yet.