More insanity is always great!

To be honest? I consider American Werewolf worse than THINGS.

...but this might just beat it.

Never before have I seen a movie in which I felt sure rage at something so confusing, so inept, so...unfun. I can enjoy a bad movie, but I cannot enjoy this. I love replaying Rifftraxs, but I am going to have a hard time in rewatching this.

sorry, but Lottery Man is king for reason. But I guess the Male Courier counts as well.

Oh @therabbitfollower.bsky.social lookie, lookie.

Who are you running in your party?

oh, and there's a polonia brother involved

eh? They removed chet? He's...like Jughead of the books. Really important character.

Did Chet's sister get killed via car bombing? 'cause that happened in one of the book series.

I got a better 1980s comedy for 'ya. Punch me if you have already seen it: 'Better Off Dead'.
'Go that way, real fast. If something gets in your way...turn.'

Meanwhile, me: "Watch the same bad movie over and over because it utterly captivates me."

A little word of warning. This film starts with some extreme gore of a guy and a dog getting murdered...and nothing else of that nature happens in the entire film. The blood might distract from the tits.

...on the topic of Tifa and boobaility, did you hear about the Italian incident?