Blank checks? CheckS? It's 2025, not 1985.

Thank you, I was starting to worry I was the only one. I remember dismissing the whole idea that the tripods were already on Earth. Maybe I should watch again with fresh eyes.

He hires someone, of course, but refuses to pay a fair wage.

The main course

Delicious

Can't get one much younger! Not allowed to literally Rob the cradle...

I spent 40 minutes looking through the historic use of the word 'blep,' but all I can say for sure is that 'blepsis' is an amusing word for bad vision, and some late-2010s writers used 'blep-blep' as the sound of a ringing phone.

Better Off Dead. So dumb, so funny...but so dumb. John Cusack won't talk about it.

It's better after several drinks

Breakfast Burrito.

The overweight funny guy who wears a too-tight flight suit and gets shot down during the first reel.

Nice!...I hope I'm not the first one to get this reference.

The point of education is to make millions of knowledgeable idiots who can effectively act as cogs in an economci machine that they don't realize offers them nothing of genuine value.

You mean the cops, right? Because nobody recruited to tOSU football ever got a participation trophy growing up. Might have always been the biggest and/or most talented kid on the field their whole life, but this isn't your lame "participation trophy" BS. It's a garbage coach's garbage team culture.

Quisling is such a wonderful and underused word.