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@thehamofficial.bsky.social
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They/Them 🐷 Trans cryptid & artist. #art, gay stuff, shitposts, funny & hopefully useful stuff.

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💜 Frogs, Bugs, Tea, Crafts, Overalls, Thrifting, Picnics
🌈 38, Queer 🏳️‍⚧️ AuDHD
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how I flirt with my gf
discord screenshot of me saying "echolocates u" with a picture of a bat with big red kissy lips that say "MUAA" underneath
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I doodled a diagram
Doodley chart which says at the top "who would win?". Bottom left is a doodle of batman looking mad, labelled "1 crime hatey billionaire". On the right is is a cute bat hanging upside down from a branch labelled "fuzzy echolocation nugget"
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I could only find one screenshot
screenshot of an old fantasy art website called elfwood. the logo is very retro looking snd wood grain as are all the buttons, there are a lot of cute little fantasy art thumbnails on the page and sidebar
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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CW food

Oops one cheekie got squished lol
two sourdough breads in a big dutch oven. One got a bit squished. They look like a big butt
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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behold: some very silly socks I got in the netherlands
my feet on a purple rug wearing socks that are textured to look like cheese, complete with cheese holes. the toe caps are orange
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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This is slumbert! He's a sleepy creature of relaxation. He just wanders around taking naps and putting his head in people's laps like a tired elderly dog. He will magically give you good sleeps
Traditional painting of a sleepy looking creature in a scene that looks like he is standing on clouds with a tree covered in dangling glowing stars from the branches. The sleepy guy (slumbert) has white scrunkly fur, a long neck, floppy ears, a long skinny beard and his paws, butt, eyes and mouth are pink. He is wearing a long blue sleeping cap and is smiling serenely while looking the tiredest any animal has ever been
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I do tend to draw them gaped for comedic effect, but I can def draw them ungaped! Wrinkles, folds and vectors are very much my thing :3
Digital art of a stumpy blonde dog wearing a hat and grinning at the camera with it's lil butthole exposed and farting in a plaid orange looking room A digital painting of a little naked wrinkley sphynx cat loafing with huge eyes looking at the viewer. The background is a bunch of green wiggles with small roast chickens at a variety of angles. A wrinkly little creature stuck in a tube surrounded by colorful foliage under a blue cloudy sky and butterflies. He looks kinda vaguely humanish but also penisy with arms trying to pull himself free. But he also looks like he is laughing and not too concerned about being stuck
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Dinky being short for "I Dinky. I Dinky my oiter."
A sengi drinking from a metal bowl with the words "I dinky. I dinky my oiter"
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
A photo of me! A white non-binary person with a dark brown undercut. Wearing silver headphones, a septum ring, and a worn out blue shirt with black edges and pink flamingos.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A little sengi drinking water from a metal bowl with the words "I dinky, I dinky my oiter"
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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CW food

Made a big chickpeas salad
chickpea saldin a bowl on my desk. You can see olives, capers, pickled beets and pieces of feta throughout the chickpeas nomnom
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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🍁 :) 🍁
a sidewalk with a smiley face drawn into it before the cement dried. there are fallen leaves all around it
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Hope this little pal found a cozy place for the cold months
a snail on my hand in a beautiful autumn lookin park
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Exhibit B. Footstool is very much the same energy (I must brag once again that this footstool was thrifted for $6 it is one of my prized possessions)
Photo of my black flowery grandma leggings next to my brown, blue and yellow patterned footstool. They have similar energy. You can also see my dark purple carpet and purple comfy chair in the picture
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Apparently I just adore these kinda grandma-esque flowery patterns
A picture of me, a white non binary person with short dark brown hair (undercut), in a mirror selfie doing a BLEP. I'm wearing a white tank top that says "montreal, quebec" in icy blue letters, a black romper/shorts overall over a pair of black leggings covered in some old timey grandma looking flowers, and grey plaid socks.
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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CW food

BREB DONE!
A photo of some buttered sourdough bread on a plate next to a bowl of bean and veggie soup.
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I doodled a dinky

#art #queerart
sketchbook drawing of a little sengi or elephant shrew (I think) with a long snoot, drinking water from a purple bowl with the words "I dinky, I dinky my oiter" on a green background same image but a photo in meme format. A little brown creature dinkying their oiter from a metal dish and the same words
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Here's the sourdough I am working on to have with it later
Sourdough Ingredients: 17 1/2 ounces bread flour, plus extra for shaping 1/4 teaspoon active-dry yeast 2 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt 12 ounces filtered water 2 tablespoons cornmeal Directions: Whisk together the flour, yeast and salt in a large mixing bowl. Add the water and stir until combined. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and allow to sit at room temperature for 19 hours. After 19 hours, turn the dough out onto a lightly floured work surface. Punch down the dough and turn it over onto itself a couple of times. Cover with a tea towel and allow to rest 15 minutes. After 15 minutes, shape the dough into a ball. Coat hands with flour, if needed, to prevent sticking. Sprinkle the tea towel with half of the cornmeal and lay the dough on top of it, with the seam side down. Sprinkle the top of the dough with the other half of the cornmeal and cover with the towel. Allow to rise for another 2 to 3 hours, or until the dough has doubled in size. Oven baking: While the dough is rising the second time, preheat the oven to 450 degrees F. Place a 4 to 5-quart Dutch oven in the oven while it preheats. Once the dough is ready, carefully transfer it to the pre-heated Dutch oven. Cover and bake for 30 minutes. Remove the lid and bake until the bread reaches an internal temperature of 210 to 212 degrees F, another 15 minutes. Transfer the bread to a cooling rack and allow to cool at least 15 minutes before serving.
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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CW food

The SOOP in question!
a bowl of bean soup with tomato, onion and celery NOM NOM. The broth looks so nice and red with the veggie pieces and beans floating in it
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Get out of my way or I shall cut you down with my
A sign that says "canadian beef blade"
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Blepza

#art #queerart
Digital art: A little slice of pepperoni pizza with a face. It has big round green eyes and a mouth doing a BLEP with its tongue. It has sparkles and a spiky shape in yellow behind it
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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CW food

One of my fav cheapie meals is to fry a bunch of frozen veggies into a stir fry and throw them ontop of some cooked ramen noodles 😍. Sometimes I add an egg
A stir fry in a shallow purple bowl with broccoli, green peas, rutabaga, bell peppers,. onions and celery ontop of ramen noodles and topped with crunchy chow mein noodles
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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wow look at that artistry
a screenshot of a lumpy ass AI sock from the coca cola commercial
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Post you from a different era.

1993 1994? I had just given my dad a black eye (haha) and I hated that scratchy dress
A photo of me as a child in an uncomfortable flowery dress looking fucking DONE with this bullshit
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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I feel like frogcore didn't hit quite as hard as toadcore, but I like some of the design elements I came up with. Maybe I'll revisit it one day 🤔

#art #queerart
A little gree frog with purple spotty legs on a puddle of water below the word "frogcore" which is overtop of a lilypad with a waterlily tot he right side, little ripply blue pond motifs all around and some purple tadpoles. digital drawing of a purple toad doing the METAL hands and looking grumpy in front of a glowing red pentagram surrounded by glowing tadpoles and flames with the green word "TOADCORE" below it against a dark blue background.
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM