Owen "The Hammer" Hammer
@thehammer.bsky.social
Award wanting writer. Author of “Von Bach” and the upcoming “Rogues Gallery.” Creator of “Hammered Out” on YouTube. Unindicted Co-conspirator. www.owenhammer.com
These things have been in LA for years.
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
These things have been in LA for years.
Most David Lynch films.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Most David Lynch films.
I’ve heard nothing but bad things about them. Also, I want Bonnie Aarons to play a good guy at least once in her life.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’ve heard nothing but bad things about them. Also, I want Bonnie Aarons to play a good guy at least once in her life.
Let's popularize it!
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Let's popularize it!
What’s a synonym for “jumping the shark?”
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
What’s a synonym for “jumping the shark?”
The 25 year gap had already been established. This is why Cooper is an old man in the first Red Room dream. Originally, it wasn’t supposed to be a dream, it was something actually happening 25 years in the future.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The 25 year gap had already been established. This is why Cooper is an old man in the first Red Room dream. Originally, it wasn’t supposed to be a dream, it was something actually happening 25 years in the future.
I do, if anyone cares. However, I do not capitalize scuba or laser, so, I must recognize that acronyms become words at some point, but when? This is important.
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I do, if anyone cares. However, I do not capitalize scuba or laser, so, I must recognize that acronyms become words at some point, but when? This is important.
I believe Hamilton said something like political parties would be a new tyranny.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I believe Hamilton said something like political parties would be a new tyranny.
Having gotten rid of a king, you'd think that the founding fathers would have wanted a lower bar.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Having gotten rid of a king, you'd think that the founding fathers would have wanted a lower bar.
We've had four impeachments and we've never removed a president. It's likely we never will.
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We've had four impeachments and we've never removed a president. It's likely we never will.
Speaking of fanon, a lot of "West Wing" fans think that when Nixon resigned, there was an emergency election in November 1974, and that's why there is, canonically, a presidential election in 2002.
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Speaking of fanon, a lot of "West Wing" fans think that when Nixon resigned, there was an emergency election in November 1974, and that's why there is, canonically, a presidential election in 2002.
Thank god you work in superhero fiction where this kind of amateur postulating is unheard of.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Thank god you work in superhero fiction where this kind of amateur postulating is unheard of.
And now I’ve been blocked by Rebecca 😭
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
And now I’ve been blocked by Rebecca 😭
Most of this is incomprehensible. I’m on some block lists but I don’t understand what they are.
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Most of this is incomprehensible. I’m on some block lists but I don’t understand what they are.
I have no means to apologize. I’m blocked. If there’s some sort of conference for smart and cool pro-science women, please pass on my apology.
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I have no means to apologize. I’m blocked. If there’s some sort of conference for smart and cool pro-science women, please pass on my apology.
So, I was making a C- joke about an acronym and Angela thought that I was telling her to do porn? I can’t even be angry just because there are so many horrible men on social media that people like Angela are probably conditioned to assume the worst and block.
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
So, I was making a C- joke about an acronym and Angela thought that I was telling her to do porn? I can’t even be angry just because there are so many horrible men on social media that people like Angela are probably conditioned to assume the worst and block.
Thank you for the sympathy, Rebecca.
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Thank you for the sympathy, Rebecca.
I think that she was talking about the National Science Foundation. If anyone with access to the account wants to screenshot it for me, I’ll be eternally grateful.
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I think that she was talking about the National Science Foundation. If anyone with access to the account wants to screenshot it for me, I’ll be eternally grateful.
Okay. Here I go!
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Okay. Here I go!
I have no idea what I was trying to say with that post. Now that I’m blocked, I can’t scroll up and see the context. It’s certainly not a reference to NSFW because I wouldn’t make a joke like that.
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I have no idea what I was trying to say with that post. Now that I’m blocked, I can’t scroll up and see the context. It’s certainly not a reference to NSFW because I wouldn’t make a joke like that.
This won’t open for me. What is it?
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This won’t open for me. What is it?