Ian: The Original Series
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Ian: The Original Series
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I'm here to stop masking my autism as well as embrace my love of movies, TV, comics, speculative fiction, and other things that bring me joy.
I'd chew bubblegum too, but I hear we're all out.
Never saw Soldier (1998)

Honestly though?
I think John Carter (2012) holds up a little better than Avatar (2009) does
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We need to take the whole line...
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December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Reposted by Ian: The Original Series
just please, please remember: he is craven, pathetic, and desperate for attention

he is also extremely dangerous but NOT ANY KIND OF MASTERMIND
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Excited" seems like the wrong word, but I like Cassette Futurism more than just about any other sci-fi ascetic
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November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm gonna be honest, I don't quite understand why so many people seem convinced that the Muppets would need Benoit Blanc *specifically*.

One could just do "Muppet Murder Mystery" by itself. I'd watch the shit out "Muppet Murder Mystery" with or without Blanc
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They say he wandered very far.
Very far...

Over land and sea
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"We just want to help, Carol."
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November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I knew when I played the game, just as I knew no one would ever believe me
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM