Hairmonster
@thehairmonster.bsky.social
She/her/hers 🩷💛🩵
Probably overstimulated.
Probably overstimulated.
Are you fucking kidding me?!
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Are you fucking kidding me?!
Well, that was words.
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Well, that was words.
I feel like it always was, though?
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I feel like it always was, though?
“I was just resting my eyes.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“I was just resting my eyes.”
Ebeneezer chic?
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ebeneezer chic?
Woah. It’s almost like their cult leader is such an old, brain addled lying fake that he can’t remember what he’s doing, who his puppeteers told him he’s supposed to hate and like, or why he’s sitting behind the big wood desk.
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Woah. It’s almost like their cult leader is such an old, brain addled lying fake that he can’t remember what he’s doing, who his puppeteers told him he’s supposed to hate and like, or why he’s sitting behind the big wood desk.
She’s going to have a Menty B trying to keep up with and spin her boss’ erratic, dementia-raddled behavior.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
She’s going to have a Menty B trying to keep up with and spin her boss’ erratic, dementia-raddled behavior.
Someone read me the comments under this Truth Social post. I’m so damn curious! (but not enough to make an account)
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Someone read me the comments under this Truth Social post. I’m so damn curious! (but not enough to make an account)
Utterly smitten.
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Utterly smitten.
Wait, it isn’t?
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Wait, it isn’t?
What. A. Child. Literally sounds like an 11 year old bully. So fucking embarrassing.
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What. A. Child. Literally sounds like an 11 year old bully. So fucking embarrassing.
Very nice science fair project, sweetie. Do you want some juice?
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Very nice science fair project, sweetie. Do you want some juice?
Noted. Will avoid. And thank you for sacrificing yourself for science.
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Noted. Will avoid. And thank you for sacrificing yourself for science.
They’re trying to be fake nice to hide their hate, like that Chicken place.
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
They’re trying to be fake nice to hide their hate, like that Chicken place.