John Haigh
@thehaigh.bsky.social
Random thoughts from an autistic nerd
One of my favourite Pratchett footnotes, taken from Monstrous Regiment:
"It's hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: 'Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!'
"It's hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: 'Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!'
February 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
One of my favourite Pratchett footnotes, taken from Monstrous Regiment:
"It's hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: 'Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!'
"It's hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: 'Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!'
We're almost done with the Christmas treats...
January 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
We're almost done with the Christmas treats...
That feeling when someone can see you've just emptied the dishwasher, but still puts a dirty mug on the worktop right above the open dishwasher!
January 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
That feeling when someone can see you've just emptied the dishwasher, but still puts a dirty mug on the worktop right above the open dishwasher!
If all the herbs and spice manufacturers could agree on a form factor for their jars, preferably one you can fit a teaspoon in, that'd be great...
December 1, 2024 at 9:00 AM
If all the herbs and spice manufacturers could agree on a form factor for their jars, preferably one you can fit a teaspoon in, that'd be great...