The Guy
@theguy.online
Remember that post you saw? Can't quite remember where?
There was that one account... pro democracy, loved dogs and photography...big "live and let live" kinda guy? You know, the guy online.
I'm a guy.
I'm online.
profile pic and banner are AI generated
There was that one account... pro democracy, loved dogs and photography...big "live and let live" kinda guy? You know, the guy online.
I'm a guy.
I'm online.
profile pic and banner are AI generated
The only picture I’ve got of me at 15 I am lifting weights, wearing only ‘80’s gym shorts.
I’d rather not have Lindsey Graham DMing me.
So here’s me at 18 to at least encourage others to keep it going.
(and yes, those eyebrows will one day allow me to traverse dark hallways)
#imachild
I’d rather not have Lindsey Graham DMing me.
So here’s me at 18 to at least encourage others to keep it going.
(and yes, those eyebrows will one day allow me to traverse dark hallways)
#imachild
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The only picture I’ve got of me at 15 I am lifting weights, wearing only ‘80’s gym shorts.
I’d rather not have Lindsey Graham DMing me.
So here’s me at 18 to at least encourage others to keep it going.
(and yes, those eyebrows will one day allow me to traverse dark hallways)
#imachild
I’d rather not have Lindsey Graham DMing me.
So here’s me at 18 to at least encourage others to keep it going.
(and yes, those eyebrows will one day allow me to traverse dark hallways)
#imachild
Am I the only one that sees Michael Emerson as the Demon from the show “Evil” every time this man speaks?
It’s the overconfident, misplaced smile I think.
It’s the overconfident, misplaced smile I think.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Am I the only one that sees Michael Emerson as the Demon from the show “Evil” every time this man speaks?
It’s the overconfident, misplaced smile I think.
It’s the overconfident, misplaced smile I think.
“Sean, you’ve got something on your nose there…”
It’s like a requirement of the job is to end any public statement by shoving your head up Tyrannis Turd’s ass.
It’s like a requirement of the job is to end any public statement by shoving your head up Tyrannis Turd’s ass.
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“Sean, you’ve got something on your nose there…”
It’s like a requirement of the job is to end any public statement by shoving your head up Tyrannis Turd’s ass.
It’s like a requirement of the job is to end any public statement by shoving your head up Tyrannis Turd’s ass.
[AI generated - because I know there might be some confusion]
October 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
[AI generated - because I know there might be some confusion]
I guess he was given a new briefing with his Word of the Day this morning?
October 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I guess he was given a new briefing with his Word of the Day this morning?
I do this with deer friends. Or, as I usually refer to them, “my future cause of death.”
If they’re still hungry the nudge me with their noses…
(Ignore my filthy deck railing
If they’re still hungry the nudge me with their noses…
(Ignore my filthy deck railing
August 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I do this with deer friends. Or, as I usually refer to them, “my future cause of death.”
If they’re still hungry the nudge me with their noses…
(Ignore my filthy deck railing
If they’re still hungry the nudge me with their noses…
(Ignore my filthy deck railing
![A satirical image of 45 dressed as a monarch, wearing a crown and royal robes, seated on a throne. He holds a ceremonial orb and a scepter. Behind him, a British flag is partially visible. The text at the bottom reads: 'King George III thought he held all the cards too. Declare your Independence Again.' [AI Image]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5vvpzz7ho5fmmf2y3n5fjr2n/bafkreieclrip2dnhf2i3czydz6ddgt6sifpz4lukycktrlyjwkvksfssp4@jpeg)
April 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The Trump Bump really worked!
Now the stock is only down 45% in the last 90 days! That’s like a 2-3% lift! Surely this will save Tesla from its new Nazi image.
Now the stock is only down 45% in the last 90 days! That’s like a 2-3% lift! Surely this will save Tesla from its new Nazi image.
March 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Trump Bump really worked!
Now the stock is only down 45% in the last 90 days! That’s like a 2-3% lift! Surely this will save Tesla from its new Nazi image.
Now the stock is only down 45% in the last 90 days! That’s like a 2-3% lift! Surely this will save Tesla from its new Nazi image.
This bird clearly woke up on the wrong branch.
This is a dark eyed junco. His very dark plumage made it much harder than I expected to get proper exposure on the overcast day.
Still, it's a cute feathered meatball.
#BirdPhotography
#BackyardBirds
#NaturePhotography
#photography
#silentSunday
This is a dark eyed junco. His very dark plumage made it much harder than I expected to get proper exposure on the overcast day.
Still, it's a cute feathered meatball.
#BirdPhotography
#BackyardBirds
#NaturePhotography
#photography
#silentSunday
February 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This bird clearly woke up on the wrong branch.
This is a dark eyed junco. His very dark plumage made it much harder than I expected to get proper exposure on the overcast day.
Still, it's a cute feathered meatball.
#BirdPhotography
#BackyardBirds
#NaturePhotography
#photography
#silentSunday
This is a dark eyed junco. His very dark plumage made it much harder than I expected to get proper exposure on the overcast day.
Still, it's a cute feathered meatball.
#BirdPhotography
#BackyardBirds
#NaturePhotography
#photography
#silentSunday