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The existence of a Paul Reiser includes the existence of a Paul Faller.
August 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The existence of a Paul Reiser includes the existence of a Paul Faller.
Baby Park do do do do do do
June 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Baby Park do do do do do do
“Rory” sounds like what a kid would name a lion.
June 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“Rory” sounds like what a kid would name a lion.
The phrase “Soylent green” evokes an image of a leafy vegetable, but ooh buddy, that couldn’t be farther from the truth
June 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The phrase “Soylent green” evokes an image of a leafy vegetable, but ooh buddy, that couldn’t be farther from the truth
We don’t talk enough about how cool of a name J.D. Power is.
May 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
We don’t talk enough about how cool of a name J.D. Power is.
Endlessly funny that Scarlett Johansson has to mosn the name Colin during sex
May 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Endlessly funny that Scarlett Johansson has to mosn the name Colin during sex
The Museum of Natural History implies a Museum of Unnatural History
May 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The Museum of Natural History implies a Museum of Unnatural History
Andor implies the existence of a Butif
May 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Andor implies the existence of a Butif
Will I understand Yavin 4 if I haven’t seen the first three Yavins?
May 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Will I understand Yavin 4 if I haven’t seen the first three Yavins?
Tom Cruise is probably my favorite person that’s in a cult.
May 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Tom Cruise is probably my favorite person that’s in a cult.
The Pope: “Jawn 3:16”
May 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Pope: “Jawn 3:16”
Skye P. Marshall sounds less like an actor from Matlock (2024) and more like a character from Paw Patrol.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Skye P. Marshall sounds less like an actor from Matlock (2024) and more like a character from Paw Patrol.
Scatman Crothers is an insane name to have
March 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Scatman Crothers is an insane name to have
🎵 It’s up to you,
Zoo York, Zoo York 🎵
Zoo York, Zoo York 🎵
March 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
🎵 It’s up to you,
Zoo York, Zoo York 🎵
Zoo York, Zoo York 🎵
Cum fast. Cum hard. No mercy.
February 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Cum fast. Cum hard. No mercy.
Leslie Bibb has the same hairstyle in every role, she should be called Leslie Bobb
February 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Leslie Bibb has the same hairstyle in every role, she should be called Leslie Bobb
They should make an infant formula that doesn’t smell awful
February 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They should make an infant formula that doesn’t smell awful
Boomers saw more chocolate than one would expect on a conveyor belt in that one episode of “I Love Lucy” and lost their collective shit
February 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Boomers saw more chocolate than one would expect on a conveyor belt in that one episode of “I Love Lucy” and lost their collective shit
Throwing a bath bomb into the dolphin exhibit at the aquarium
February 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Throwing a bath bomb into the dolphin exhibit at the aquarium
The interlude in The Chicken Dance is very out of place with the rest of the song.
February 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The interlude in The Chicken Dance is very out of place with the rest of the song.
So fucked up that 2/3 of RuPaul’s name is Paul.
February 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
So fucked up that 2/3 of RuPaul’s name is Paul.
Charles Entertainment Chaplin
January 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Charles Entertainment Chaplin
I gain another month of life each time a former classmate has an ugly baby
January 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I gain another month of life each time a former classmate has an ugly baby
If I was a baby and my parents were making me a bottle, I would be chill about. I would understand that it takes time to warm up milk and not freak out on them.
January 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If I was a baby and my parents were making me a bottle, I would be chill about. I would understand that it takes time to warm up milk and not freak out on them.