The Gurgling Cod (he/him)
@thegurglingcod.bsky.social
JBF IRL. (Jonathan Beecher Field) The Internet's only early Americanist. Acting Dean of Weird Kids. Uncle. Assistant SID, PTKU. Early American settler colonialism, charcuterie, stonemasonry, mutts.
Weirdly, the best way to avoid a day full of CFB foolishness is to go to a single actual CFB game and focus on the now.
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Weirdly, the best way to avoid a day full of CFB foolishness is to go to a single actual CFB game and focus on the now.
Never coming back
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Never coming back
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You get a crawfish for a good offensive play, and a skull and crossbones for a good defensive play.
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You get a crawfish for a good offensive play, and a skull and crossbones for a good defensive play.
Just impeccable vibes
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just impeccable vibes
I enjoyed this banger from @mattseybold.bsky.social lots of things to think on especially the idea of corporate hindquarters and mandating print books for students
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I enjoyed this banger from @mattseybold.bsky.social lots of things to think on especially the idea of corporate hindquarters and mandating print books for students
I think Catherine Zeta-Jones was doing some squats.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think Catherine Zeta-Jones was doing some squats.
Carlton Fisk
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Carlton Fisk
Evidently
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Evidently
If you have a pedophile enabler’s name still on your library, how are you supposed to get your fans to cut out the 409 bullshit?
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you have a pedophile enabler’s name still on your library, how are you supposed to get your fans to cut out the 409 bullshit?
Astonishingly there is still stuff at Penn State named after this pedophile enabler.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Astonishingly there is still stuff at Penn State named after this pedophile enabler.
Asking for your help. Gonna be roasting up some sweet potatoes in the Caja China, and sharing them to feed neighbors. How do you like your roasted sweet potatoes? @ me or answer here forms.gle/YRdcXcjkhSWF...
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Asking for your help. Gonna be roasting up some sweet potatoes in the Caja China, and sharing them to feed neighbors. How do you like your roasted sweet potatoes? @ me or answer here forms.gle/YRdcXcjkhSWF...
This is the part Big Cod doesn’t want you to see
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is the part Big Cod doesn’t want you to see
We have ourselves a workstation
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
We have ourselves a workstation
I bought this table from Big Fish furniture in Chicago in 1996. It has been assembled and reassembled maybe a dozen times. It is showing some wear, but it is still rock solid. When and where you can afford it, furniture made out of wood instead of IKEA is a good investment.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I bought this table from Big Fish furniture in Chicago in 1996. It has been assembled and reassembled maybe a dozen times. It is showing some wear, but it is still rock solid. When and where you can afford it, furniture made out of wood instead of IKEA is a good investment.
FWIW, this is what rawdogging it would look like, unless I did a Risky Business style cleanup.
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
FWIW, this is what rawdogging it would look like, unless I did a Risky Business style cleanup.
Boss: "Did you get a picture of our storefront for the website?"
Designer: Sure did, Boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you asked."
lord-jeffs-beef-place.com-place.com
Designer: Sure did, Boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you asked."
lord-jeffs-beef-place.com-place.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Boss: "Did you get a picture of our storefront for the website?"
Designer: Sure did, Boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you asked."
lord-jeffs-beef-place.com-place.com
Designer: Sure did, Boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you asked."
lord-jeffs-beef-place.com-place.com
For reference, here is me and my dad, looking like a promo for a USA original. I am a disgraced free safety, renting personal watercraft somewhere on the Keys. He's an ex DA who retired to Florida, but crime seems to keep finding us.
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
For reference, here is me and my dad, looking like a promo for a USA original. I am a disgraced free safety, renting personal watercraft somewhere on the Keys. He's an ex DA who retired to Florida, but crime seems to keep finding us.
It works!
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It works!
Boy, I sure hope my favorite podcast does not have any legal representation.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Boy, I sure hope my favorite podcast does not have any legal representation.
I have some furniture to assemble this afternoon, so you better believe I will be getting Blitzed with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I have some furniture to assemble this afternoon, so you better believe I will be getting Blitzed with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social