The Whole Gumato
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Gumato “Mugato” Janos. A sarcastic/stoned rewatching the Trek I’ve seen (TOS/TNG) and catching up on Trek not seen. Gumato would never spoil current shows. (he/him)
What are the chances SNW already filmed the 2nd half of that cliffhanger? (Incredibly small, I know) Because this is going to be a long wait.
August 11, 2023 at 5:01 PM
What are the chances SNW already filmed the 2nd half of that cliffhanger? (Incredibly small, I know) Because this is going to be a long wait.
Happy Ferengi Friday to you and yours. May all your acquisitions be profitable.
August 11, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Happy Ferengi Friday to you and yours. May all your acquisitions be profitable.
I never really went down the Trek wormhole on that *other site* but holy space critters, that’s freaking toxic. Just a bunch of dudes making circular arguments to mansplain their dislike of everything.
August 11, 2023 at 3:32 PM
I never really went down the Trek wormhole on that *other site* but holy space critters, that’s freaking toxic. Just a bunch of dudes making circular arguments to mansplain their dislike of everything.
Enterprise: S1 E13::: it's a doctor episode! I dig Phlox. Archer puts on his asshole cap & demands Phlox cure Covid single-handedly. Then he has the gall to say someone should write a prime directive. This man is so lazy he doesn't even do the Captains Log voiceover. Fucking Captains, amirite?
August 11, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Enterprise: S1 E13::: it's a doctor episode! I dig Phlox. Archer puts on his asshole cap & demands Phlox cure Covid single-handedly. Then he has the gall to say someone should write a prime directive. This man is so lazy he doesn't even do the Captains Log voiceover. Fucking Captains, amirite?
Enterprise: S1 E12 ::: We boldly went where no man has gone before without the ships cannons. Smooth. OMFG the cgi aliens. How embarrassing. #trek #nx01
August 10, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Enterprise: S1 E12 ::: We boldly went where no man has gone before without the ships cannons. Smooth. OMFG the cgi aliens. How embarrassing. #trek #nx01
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Enterprise S1 E11 ::
Archer is gullible and naive... which episode is the mutiny? Silik returns and is revealed to be working with Emperor Palpatine. #trek #nxo1
Featuring Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt as Silik.
Archer is gullible and naive... which episode is the mutiny? Silik returns and is revealed to be working with Emperor Palpatine. #trek #nxo1
Featuring Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt as Silik.
August 10, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Enterprise S1 E11 ::
Archer is gullible and naive... which episode is the mutiny? Silik returns and is revealed to be working with Emperor Palpatine. #trek #nxo1
Featuring Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt as Silik.
Archer is gullible and naive... which episode is the mutiny? Silik returns and is revealed to be working with Emperor Palpatine. #trek #nxo1
Featuring Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt as Silik.
TOS: S1 E6 :::
Space Pimp in the shippy! The Enterprise is running on only one lithium crystal but fret not, Spock knows a guy. #trek #tos
“A most annoying emotional episode” - Spock
Space Pimp in the shippy! The Enterprise is running on only one lithium crystal but fret not, Spock knows a guy. #trek #tos
“A most annoying emotional episode” - Spock
August 10, 2023 at 4:26 PM
TOS: S1 E6 :::
Space Pimp in the shippy! The Enterprise is running on only one lithium crystal but fret not, Spock knows a guy. #trek #tos
“A most annoying emotional episode” - Spock
Space Pimp in the shippy! The Enterprise is running on only one lithium crystal but fret not, Spock knows a guy. #trek #tos
“A most annoying emotional episode” - Spock
Mojo Dojo Casa House
August 10, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Mojo Dojo Casa House
Stepping into Tendi Thursday like a legacy pirate
August 10, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Stepping into Tendi Thursday like a legacy pirate
And Poor Yeoman Janice, this episode really did a number on her.
TOS: S1 E5 ::: Bizarro Kirk! You know he’s evil cuz he’s got eyeliner & lash extensions. There’s our first full “he’s dead, Jim” & it’s over a space dog. Spock’s speech about being split in two works shockingly well as an unintentional reference to SNW. Will Sulu & the red shirts freeze to death? 🤷♂️
August 10, 2023 at 12:38 AM
And Poor Yeoman Janice, this episode really did a number on her.
TOS: S1 E5 ::: Bizarro Kirk! You know he’s evil cuz he’s got eyeliner & lash extensions. There’s our first full “he’s dead, Jim” & it’s over a space dog. Spock’s speech about being split in two works shockingly well as an unintentional reference to SNW. Will Sulu & the red shirts freeze to death? 🤷♂️
August 10, 2023 at 12:37 AM
TOS: S1 E5 ::: Bizarro Kirk! You know he’s evil cuz he’s got eyeliner & lash extensions. There’s our first full “he’s dead, Jim” & it’s over a space dog. Spock’s speech about being split in two works shockingly well as an unintentional reference to SNW. Will Sulu & the red shirts freeze to death? 🤷♂️
Invited: Ortegas. If you need to ask why take it up with her.
still pondering that epic Trek blunt rotation question. Besides McCoy. He’s in. Always keep a homie that keeps it real.
August 9, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Invited: Ortegas. If you need to ask why take it up with her.
Voyager S1 E13 :::
Medicine Wheel 🎶 Medicine Wheel 🎶 They almost killed Chakotay again 🎶 Medicine Wheel 🎶
I really love the The Thing style storyline here. Fear! Paranoia! They should have leaned into that much harder. Full on Trek thriller/horror could work. Someone call Sam Raimi. #trek #voy
Medicine Wheel 🎶 Medicine Wheel 🎶 They almost killed Chakotay again 🎶 Medicine Wheel 🎶
I really love the The Thing style storyline here. Fear! Paranoia! They should have leaned into that much harder. Full on Trek thriller/horror could work. Someone call Sam Raimi. #trek #voy
August 9, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Voyager S1 E13 :::
Medicine Wheel 🎶 Medicine Wheel 🎶 They almost killed Chakotay again 🎶 Medicine Wheel 🎶
I really love the The Thing style storyline here. Fear! Paranoia! They should have leaned into that much harder. Full on Trek thriller/horror could work. Someone call Sam Raimi. #trek #voy
Medicine Wheel 🎶 Medicine Wheel 🎶 They almost killed Chakotay again 🎶 Medicine Wheel 🎶
I really love the The Thing style storyline here. Fear! Paranoia! They should have leaned into that much harder. Full on Trek thriller/horror could work. Someone call Sam Raimi. #trek #voy
Spock’s good at a party. Dude knows all the hits.
🎶 I don't want no scrub 🎶 A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me 🎶 Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride 🎶 Trying to holla at me 🎶
🎶 I don't want no scrub 🎶 A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me 🎶 Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride 🎶 Trying to holla at me 🎶
August 9, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Spock’s good at a party. Dude knows all the hits.
🎶 I don't want no scrub 🎶 A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me 🎶 Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride 🎶 Trying to holla at me 🎶
🎶 I don't want no scrub 🎶 A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me 🎶 Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride 🎶 Trying to holla at me 🎶
Should I invite TOS/OST Uhura and SNW Uhura or do you think that’d be too much of a mind fuck for her? Because the former can party and the latter could use one.
still pondering that epic Trek blunt rotation question. Besides McCoy. He’s in. Always keep a homie that keeps it real.
August 9, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Should I invite TOS/OST Uhura and SNW Uhura or do you think that’d be too much of a mind fuck for her? Because the former can party and the latter could use one.
still pondering that epic Trek blunt rotation question. Besides McCoy. He’s in. Always keep a homie that keeps it real.
August 9, 2023 at 4:46 PM
still pondering that epic Trek blunt rotation question. Besides McCoy. He’s in. Always keep a homie that keeps it real.
Gumato’s Log: Supplemental: did the writers have a side bet going over how many times they could almost kill Kim & Chakotay in one season? #trek
Voyager: S1 E12::: Kim's missing... or is he? What sort of weird sex stuff is Kim doing on holodeck 2? Let's find out together! #trek #voy
Ahh, I see.
Ahh, I see.
August 9, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Gumato’s Log: Supplemental: did the writers have a side bet going over how many times they could almost kill Kim & Chakotay in one season? #trek
Voyager: S1 E12::: Kim's missing... or is he? What sort of weird sex stuff is Kim doing on holodeck 2? Let's find out together! #trek #voy
Ahh, I see.
Ahh, I see.
August 9, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Voyager: S1 E12::: Kim's missing... or is he? What sort of weird sex stuff is Kim doing on holodeck 2? Let's find out together! #trek #voy
Ahh, I see.
Ahh, I see.
DS9: S4 E8:::
Quark couldn’t just give his nephew a ride to the academy without quarkin’ it up but it leads to an absolutely delightful episode. Rom wants his MOOOOOOOOOOOGIE
#trek
Quark couldn’t just give his nephew a ride to the academy without quarkin’ it up but it leads to an absolutely delightful episode. Rom wants his MOOOOOOOOOOOGIE
#trek
August 9, 2023 at 4:15 AM
DS9: S4 E8:::
Quark couldn’t just give his nephew a ride to the academy without quarkin’ it up but it leads to an absolutely delightful episode. Rom wants his MOOOOOOOOOOOGIE
#trek
Quark couldn’t just give his nephew a ride to the academy without quarkin’ it up but it leads to an absolutely delightful episode. Rom wants his MOOOOOOOOOOOGIE
#trek
Voyager S1 E11 :: Someone's selling tech to the Kazon. This is a solid follow up to the previous episode expanding on the nobody respects Janeway theme. Oh freaking space burgers! Seska's Cardassian! #trek #voy
If you're not going to hit this, Chakotay... I'll go see Ensign Kim.
If you're not going to hit this, Chakotay... I'll go see Ensign Kim.
August 9, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Voyager S1 E11 :: Someone's selling tech to the Kazon. This is a solid follow up to the previous episode expanding on the nobody respects Janeway theme. Oh freaking space burgers! Seska's Cardassian! #trek #voy
If you're not going to hit this, Chakotay... I'll go see Ensign Kim.
If you're not going to hit this, Chakotay... I'll go see Ensign Kim.
Imagine Spock pounding the whole joint in one big hit and being like, hold on.. I’ma go get my lute.
August 9, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Imagine Spock pounding the whole joint in one big hit and being like, hold on.. I’ma go get my lute.
fucking bridge crew always hogging up the center of the damn corridor.
August 9, 2023 at 12:11 AM
fucking bridge crew always hogging up the center of the damn corridor.