The Guard
@theguardbs.bsky.social
Baker, maker, carnivore. Planter, painter, amateur creator.
AuDHD, NonBinary/Genderfluid/Ace, They/Them
Twitch: twitch.tv/theguardlive
AuDHD, NonBinary/Genderfluid/Ace, They/Them
Twitch: twitch.tv/theguardlive
Master the Art of YEEE
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Master the Art of YEEE
(To the tune of Black Hole Sun) Black Hole buuuun
January 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
(To the tune of Black Hole Sun) Black Hole buuuun
I got blocked too bc I wanted the joke explained
January 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I got blocked too bc I wanted the joke explained
Gonna need someone to explain why domestic abuse is an appropriate marketing strategy
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Gonna need someone to explain why domestic abuse is an appropriate marketing strategy
It looks like Christmas spaghetti
December 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It looks like Christmas spaghetti
I don't think Foolish has a bluesky
October 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I don't think Foolish has a bluesky
@thomassanders.bsky.social this plush is so Virgil coded, I bet he'd love this
August 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@thomassanders.bsky.social this plush is so Virgil coded, I bet he'd love this
Minecraft
Animal Crossing New Horizons
Power Wash Simulator
Microsoft Solitare Collection
Animal Crossing New Horizons
Power Wash Simulator
Microsoft Solitare Collection
July 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Minecraft
Animal Crossing New Horizons
Power Wash Simulator
Microsoft Solitare Collection
Animal Crossing New Horizons
Power Wash Simulator
Microsoft Solitare Collection
This was a fun start to the set, the vision was there and the result is perfect! Can't wait for the next one
June 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This was a fun start to the set, the vision was there and the result is perfect! Can't wait for the next one
Well, I'm convinced
April 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Well, I'm convinced