The Groundskeeper
@thegroundskeeper.xyz
Hi, it's the Groundskeeper! I work at a haunted cemetery, and it is pretty wild. Come read all about it at https://gazette.necropolisofnotoriety.xyz
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The Groundskeeper
@thegroundskeeper.xyz
· Sep 16
Wow, they gave me my own company social media account? I mean, makes sense, the Calamity IS a clown show after all, and I can’t help but feel like a clown when I’m trying to survive while doing my job as the Keeper of the Necropolis.
I dunno. Is this place haunted? Or infested? Not really sure what the difference is, tbh. It’s one thing to have to re-home the occasional zombie. But when monsters are part of the staff? It raises questions I never dreamed I’d ever ask.
September 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I dunno. Is this place haunted? Or infested? Not really sure what the difference is, tbh. It’s one thing to have to re-home the occasional zombie. But when monsters are part of the staff? It raises questions I never dreamed I’d ever ask.
I’ve been getting some emails about the Events Coordinator. First of all, holding your event in the Necropolis is some twisted shit. Secondly, I can confirm the Events Coordinator IS shady as fuck. But they’re eldritch, so I dunno what you expected, or what you want me to do about it 🤷♂️
September 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ve been getting some emails about the Events Coordinator. First of all, holding your event in the Necropolis is some twisted shit. Secondly, I can confirm the Events Coordinator IS shady as fuck. But they’re eldritch, so I dunno what you expected, or what you want me to do about it 🤷♂️
I guess this is as good a place as any to promote the newsletter they put me in charge of. If you wanna read about what it’s like to keep the grounds of haunted cemetery after hours, you might wanna check this out:
gazette.necropolisofnotoriety.xyz
gazette.necropolisofnotoriety.xyz
Necropolis of Notoriety
The misadventures of the Keeper of the Necropolis, aka The Groundskeeper, as they struggle to manage the late night machinations of the Calamity's necropolis.
gazette.necropolisofnotoriety.xyz
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I guess this is as good a place as any to promote the newsletter they put me in charge of. If you wanna read about what it’s like to keep the grounds of haunted cemetery after hours, you might wanna check this out:
gazette.necropolisofnotoriety.xyz
gazette.necropolisofnotoriety.xyz
Wow, they gave me my own company social media account? I mean, makes sense, the Calamity IS a clown show after all, and I can’t help but feel like a clown when I’m trying to survive while doing my job as the Keeper of the Necropolis.
September 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Wow, they gave me my own company social media account? I mean, makes sense, the Calamity IS a clown show after all, and I can’t help but feel like a clown when I’m trying to survive while doing my job as the Keeper of the Necropolis.