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The Grinning Lich
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Just your friendly neighborhood Lich, living his own unlife.

Love to read books of dark prophecies, play video games where I'm the villain, and play dnd where I can slowly drive other players mad...
It is on these dark nights that I think to myself, my players haven’t faced enough skeletons. Perhaps I need to throw an undead army at them to remedy this.
January 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
New idea for a dungeon trap: place a legendary item in the middle of a room designed to look like a store and tell the adventurers it’s half price.

I call it Black Friday.
November 29, 2024 at 8:45 PM
From my dark heart to yours, have a horrifically wonderful Thanksgiving, wormlings.

#thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 4:55 AM
One of my favorite minions that serves me is the Bagman. He slumbers in a pocket dimension that connects all Bags of Holding.

Beware adventurer, for occasionally he will rise from a random bag in search of his next victim to drag back into the void.

And you could be next.

#dnd
November 25, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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My buddy once said, "Healers in video games shouldn’t be able to revive dead players—raising the dead is a necromancer’s job."

I can’t stop thinking about it… Does this mean healers are just wannabe necromancers?

#gamesky #dnd #gamer
November 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I shouldn’t have left the lair today. I’m so ready for a long nap.
November 24, 2024 at 9:13 PM
What game are you obsessed with right now?

Mine is Baldur's Gate 3. Made it to Act 3 and it's all I want to do.
#gamingsky
November 24, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Good morning, wormlings. I hope you have an excruciatingly nice day.
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 PM
If you were an evil villain in a story, what would be your weakness the heroes exploit?

I'll go first. My love for chicken nuggets and my precious undead cat, Mittens.
November 23, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Is it weird I'm a big Ganon fan, moreso than Zelda or Link, and always slightly disappointed when he doesn't show up in some form in a game?
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Yes, my Halloween decorations are still up. No, they are not coming down until December. Just eat your turkey surrounded by bats and pumpkins and like it!
November 23, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Just a friendly lich looking to make friends on here!

Things I like:
🎮 Baldur’s Gate 3
🎮 Final Fantasy XIV
🎮 Elden Ring
🎲 Dungeons and Dragons
🪤 Luring adventurers into strange dungeons
👻 Commanding the dead
🫖 Tea
🕯️Cozy Games
📓 Anime
🎸 Metal and Musicals

#promosky
November 23, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I should be preparing to run my dnd session today, but instead I think I'll procrastinate. #dnd
November 23, 2024 at 1:40 PM
November 23, 2024 at 12:03 AM
What's your favorite dnd monster?
#dnd
November 22, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Dungeon tiles are fun but dear god do my hands feel punished after piecing this together…
#dnd #dmlife
November 22, 2024 at 10:00 PM