Greg Fleet
@thegregfleet.bsky.social
Having toured the world for many years as a comic, I’m now getting bulk joy from sitting and writing books (These Things Happen) and films. New novel The Last Ride out soon. Love and language, two fine things. ☮️
Be careful my beautiful friends. 💜
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Be careful my beautiful friends. 💜
‘‘Twas my birthday. Spent with 3 brilliant women.
October 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
‘‘Twas my birthday. Spent with 3 brilliant women.
Many people have asked to see the film of my book/show Thai-Die, about my kidnapping in Bangkok and then my crossing into a war zone in Burma. (I was a bad traveller!)
It’s being streamed on Prime. Check it out before my next book The Last Ride comes out.
It’s being streamed on Prime. Check it out before my next book The Last Ride comes out.
October 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Many people have asked to see the film of my book/show Thai-Die, about my kidnapping in Bangkok and then my crossing into a war zone in Burma. (I was a bad traveller!)
It’s being streamed on Prime. Check it out before my next book The Last Ride comes out.
It’s being streamed on Prime. Check it out before my next book The Last Ride comes out.
Big love, respect and congratulations to Mitch Brown on becoming the first past/present AFL player to come out as gay/bisexual .
Inspirational stuff. ☮️☔️💜
Inspirational stuff. ☮️☔️💜
August 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Big love, respect and congratulations to Mitch Brown on becoming the first past/present AFL player to come out as gay/bisexual .
Inspirational stuff. ☮️☔️💜
Inspirational stuff. ☮️☔️💜
It was really positive to see an Adelaide star player get hit with a 4 week ban for being homophobic. There is no place for it.
Inclusive. It’s the only way.
Inclusive. It’s the only way.
August 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It was really positive to see an Adelaide star player get hit with a 4 week ban for being homophobic. There is no place for it.
Inclusive. It’s the only way.
Inclusive. It’s the only way.
It wasn really positive to see an Adelaide star player get hit with a 4 week ban for being homophobic. There is no place for it.
Inclusive. It’s the only way.
Inclusive. It’s the only way.
August 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It wasn really positive to see an Adelaide star player get hit with a 4 week ban for being homophobic. There is no place for it.
Inclusive. It’s the only way.
Inclusive. It’s the only way.
What a cool cat.
“With a snake skin sports shirt,
And he looked like Vincent Price.
He’s got a little piece of chicken
And he’s carving off a slice.
He could have been in Casablanca
He stood in line out there all day,
Waiting on the one that got away”.
“With a snake skin sports shirt,
And he looked like Vincent Price.
He’s got a little piece of chicken
And he’s carving off a slice.
He could have been in Casablanca
He stood in line out there all day,
Waiting on the one that got away”.
August 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
What a cool cat.
“With a snake skin sports shirt,
And he looked like Vincent Price.
He’s got a little piece of chicken
And he’s carving off a slice.
He could have been in Casablanca
He stood in line out there all day,
Waiting on the one that got away”.
“With a snake skin sports shirt,
And he looked like Vincent Price.
He’s got a little piece of chicken
And he’s carving off a slice.
He could have been in Casablanca
He stood in line out there all day,
Waiting on the one that got away”.
I was just having a beer with some lads from Nth Ireland. It reminded me of one of my most memorable gigs at the “most bombed hotel in Europe” (33 times in 21 years) The Europa.
The people of the North are great people indeed. ☮️☔️💜
The people of the North are great people indeed. ☮️☔️💜
August 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I was just having a beer with some lads from Nth Ireland. It reminded me of one of my most memorable gigs at the “most bombed hotel in Europe” (33 times in 21 years) The Europa.
The people of the North are great people indeed. ☮️☔️💜
The people of the North are great people indeed. ☮️☔️💜
Big queues in country Victoria for Beef Wellington.
A guilty pleasure.
A guilty pleasure.
July 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Big queues in country Victoria for Beef Wellington.
A guilty pleasure.
A guilty pleasure.
A truly brave friend would admit to having a poster (no glass) of Pulp Fiction before ever (if ever) seeing the film.
July 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
A truly brave friend would admit to having a poster (no glass) of Pulp Fiction before ever (if ever) seeing the film.
I have offered to give Steven Segal (or anyone) a hand job in a Taco Bell drive through for one of these.
You heard cocksucker.
(Thanks @eflind.bsky.social
You heard cocksucker.
(Thanks @eflind.bsky.social
July 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I have offered to give Steven Segal (or anyone) a hand job in a Taco Bell drive through for one of these.
You heard cocksucker.
(Thanks @eflind.bsky.social
You heard cocksucker.
(Thanks @eflind.bsky.social
I have offered to give Steven Segal (or anyone) a hand job in a Taco Bell drive through for one of these.
You heard cocksucker.
You heard cocksucker.
July 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I have offered to give Steven Segal (or anyone) a hand job in a Taco Bell drive through for one of these.
You heard cocksucker.
You heard cocksucker.
Today sweet Melbourne town has dressed itself as London. All sharp and grey and beautiful. Indoor spaces beckon and I for one approve. 🥰🎶☔️
June 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Today sweet Melbourne town has dressed itself as London. All sharp and grey and beautiful. Indoor spaces beckon and I for one approve. 🥰🎶☔️
Aiming to get back to this weight.
Here comes the night.
Here comes the night.
June 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Aiming to get back to this weight.
Here comes the night.
Here comes the night.
Is he trying to be seen as the least sympathetic person to walk the earth?
June 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Is he trying to be seen as the least sympathetic person to walk the earth?
Middle East cease fire announced as Middle class white woman hit on leg with rubber bullet. “Enough is enough!” Says Israeli PM. “Gazza not worth it” says Hamas.
June 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Middle East cease fire announced as Middle class white woman hit on leg with rubber bullet. “Enough is enough!” Says Israeli PM. “Gazza not worth it” says Hamas.
How can Trump object to ships being named after leaders, some of whom died while serving their country? Surely he isn’t homophobic or racist? Medgar Evers, Harriet Trubman, Cesar Chavez. People of colour, women, and Harvey Milk? Embarrassingly close to pride month. He was a hero, Trump is not.
June 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
How can Trump object to ships being named after leaders, some of whom died while serving their country? Surely he isn’t homophobic or racist? Medgar Evers, Harriet Trubman, Cesar Chavez. People of colour, women, and Harvey Milk? Embarrassingly close to pride month. He was a hero, Trump is not.
May 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This kind of thing infuriates me. This person didn’t attack or berate the complainant. Didn’t even talk to them. Just drank some wine.
I’ve been drunk on flights but never harmed anyone, physically or emotionally.
I just got drunk and watched movies.
Save “not feeling safe” for an actual threat.
I’ve been drunk on flights but never harmed anyone, physically or emotionally.
I just got drunk and watched movies.
Save “not feeling safe” for an actual threat.
May 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This kind of thing infuriates me. This person didn’t attack or berate the complainant. Didn’t even talk to them. Just drank some wine.
I’ve been drunk on flights but never harmed anyone, physically or emotionally.
I just got drunk and watched movies.
Save “not feeling safe” for an actual threat.
I’ve been drunk on flights but never harmed anyone, physically or emotionally.
I just got drunk and watched movies.
Save “not feeling safe” for an actual threat.
Amazing sexy shot of 2 flower crab spiders making sweet spider love in Bengal. Incredible shot.
May 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Amazing sexy shot of 2 flower crab spiders making sweet spider love in Bengal. Incredible shot.
Gregory Fleet and Evan Dando. The Bowery 1973.
(Or the Croxton Park Lemonheads gig May 2025).
(Or the Croxton Park Lemonheads gig May 2025).
May 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Gregory Fleet and Evan Dando. The Bowery 1973.
(Or the Croxton Park Lemonheads gig May 2025).
(Or the Croxton Park Lemonheads gig May 2025).
Murderbot on AppleTV with Alexander Scarsgard is fantastic. Funny and tense. My next favourite thing after funny and sad.
Highly recommended.
I give it numerous stars out of five.
Highly recommended.
I give it numerous stars out of five.
May 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Murderbot on AppleTV with Alexander Scarsgard is fantastic. Funny and tense. My next favourite thing after funny and sad.
Highly recommended.
I give it numerous stars out of five.
Highly recommended.
I give it numerous stars out of five.
A brilliant story goes with this pic. Google Lilly Tomlin walks off Dick Cavett show. What a great human.
April 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
A brilliant story goes with this pic. Google Lilly Tomlin walks off Dick Cavett show. What a great human.
I see the funniest people at the funniest places. Peter Hellier, Rove and @sammypetersen.bsky.social at Sammy’s brilliant comedy festival show. Lots of stories about me that I couldn’t remember.
Got my moneys worth*
* comp tickets
Got my moneys worth*
* comp tickets
April 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I see the funniest people at the funniest places. Peter Hellier, Rove and @sammypetersen.bsky.social at Sammy’s brilliant comedy festival show. Lots of stories about me that I couldn’t remember.
Got my moneys worth*
* comp tickets
Got my moneys worth*
* comp tickets
I was thinking of asking this small Fitzroy st bar if I could start doing my new weekly show “Exile on Fleet Street” here. Yesterday they changed the name from StKilda Cellars to this. Is it fate?
April 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I was thinking of asking this small Fitzroy st bar if I could start doing my new weekly show “Exile on Fleet Street” here. Yesterday they changed the name from StKilda Cellars to this. Is it fate?