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The Greek Geek
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In a J-Rock Band.
Orange Cat Owner.
Working on a million projects.
Can things please stop going wrong at work please? I would like to be able to go down the road without everything catching fire pls and thnx
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"The pope should do more coke."
- Paige
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"God, I forgot all the bird meat today." - Paige
October 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Simpler times spent here 😔
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The older I get, the more I appreciate The Lost World: Jurassic Park.
August 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If it can get worse-
It can get better too--
August 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I don't even wanna live anymore.
August 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just watched the new War of The Worlds, and it might just be the worst movie of the year...

In 2005, this would have been a Sci-Fi channel B-movie...

And not one of the good ones, like the one with the plesiosaurs at the center of the earth...
August 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I think my cat misses me.
August 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Real
July 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Girlie Pop Gamer Girl
July 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Paige: "...I'd have all the power of a 5 foot woman *and* a baby..."
June 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@cainandable.bsky.social, this is Gary after eating plastic and not pooping for 3 days.
Tfw you just ate five rubber bands and a twist tie and are on top of the WORLD. #art
June 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Reposted by The Greek Geek
Using a taxidermied badger on wheels, ornithologists are spying on black-tailed prairie dogs—and they're not alone. Find out why this long-billed bird is also listening closely to prairie dog chatter: buff.ly/N9l0Yoy

📷 : Andy Boyce, Smithsonian
June 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
June 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I yearn for a world in which I can stop yelling at my cat for eating my sprouting veggie plants.
June 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Paige: "I'm sorry- But it's very clear I was put on this earth to humble you."
May 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Paige: Mushrooms and eggs are like the same font.
Me: ???
Paige: They're like- The same color.
Me: ?????
Paige: Eggs and mushrooms are both blue, does that make sense?
Me: ???????
May 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Coming sometime this year- A new thing--
May 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My Yiayia belongs in a renaissance painting.
April 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
An open window; warm breeze-
The smell of spring-
Refresh, refresh, refresh--
April 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I behold that like art as some men behold the waking sun, and I am in awe--
April 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Paige: Straight people don't get AIDs
Me: How did Magic Johnson get it?
Paige: Basketball.
March 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The gorbs are vibrating at 110 Hz again.
March 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM