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Max
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He/Him — ValAngel made me no longer human, I love them. — Feel free to DM, I'd love to talk!
I was too busy having a mental breakdown to really notice BUT YOU AND ME BOTH I NEED THE FLUFF PLEASEEEE
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Congratulations!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Well, blobfish is also a way to say it in plural but people use blobfishes... The same people who denounce those who call different fish species 'fishes'

I like fishes and fish grammar :)
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I hate that the plural to blobfish is supposedly blobfishes when the plural to a singular species of fish is 'fish'

ANYWAY HI
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I WOULD CARE
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You made me ugly cry like crazy this is PEAK LIKE WHAT
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So if we take the direction that Niss is a daddy's boy if you will, then that explains why he resents Angel — who, in turn, resents him for siding with their dad, who he perceived to be enough of a threat to kill.
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
relationship and I'm kind of wondering how much this contributed to that. I mean, my brain took it in the direction of "you killed our dad and the whole mafia family fell onto ME PERSONALLY because you're a selfish dickhead!" (I'm working on a fic of them and this will be part of the plot for sure)
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
YES YES YES PLEASE
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I need it desperately
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
YOU AND ME BOTH
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
VALANGEL RELAPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
THEY WILL. ON SCREEN. FULL SHOW. AND WHEN THEY DO I WILL BE SQUEALING WITH JOY!
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I had to go frame by frame because when Angel was scrolling to the end, the part that ended up covered by the text box was shown for a few frames ;◡; ANYWAY, ANYTHING FOR THE VALANGEL NATION! o7
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
hehe
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
HE SUMMONED AND SLAYED HEROBRINE
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Point is, I really hope Vox gets so in over his head with the megalomania that the Vees get sick of it and ditch him, which I really do think might happen considering the end of Hazbin guarantee and other small hints such as the "I won" sign and... OKAY MAX SHUT UP THEY GET IT. Bye!!
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
that "HEY, at least I'm not as bad as that guy! Look at him not being able to process his feelings for Angel, even when I leave him alone and give him the opportunity lol. Lmao even" (by that, I'm referring to the scene at the end of Poison.)
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
that Vox is busy with everything, which means Val has time to dwell on his feelings a bit instead of having what are essentially temper tantrums validated. If I had to guess why, it might be because Vox copes with rejection by having Val around sort of as a reminder to himself
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
that this makes his actions righteous but that's besides the point. I mean ffs, I wrote a 6500 word essay on why him and Angel love each other, I KNOW what I'm saying. What I've been getting at is that I feel like Val is just genuinely more relaxed and at ease now
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Vox brings the lowest earners for him to shoot in s1e2 which is literally enabling and feeding into his anger which is ESPECIALLY weird cause he's bothered by it in the same episode ('Another day with Val, fuck my life'). I'm not saying Val isn't responsible for his own mental health and
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I don't know about you but to me, it always sort of felt like Vox was enabling Val's anger issues. To me, Val reads as someone severely mentally ill that needs professional help. But obviously he's too prideful and in over his head to admit that, which sucks as is. And then I think about how
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM