* THE GREAT PAPYRUS
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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS
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* ... he likes to say 'NYEH HE HEH'.

— indepedent portrayal of Papyrus! Mostly present in Deltarune

— MDNI ; NSFW DNI
[ Holding an umbrella, he jumps up and down to get your attention. ]

* HEY! MISS! GET THIS UMBRELLA BEFORE YOU CATCH A COLD!
October 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
* OHH THAT SHIT LOOK BAD I DON'T THINK YOU GON MAKE IT FR
September 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
* AND I'M THE BAD GUY?
September 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
* Who do you think they'd side with, Dreemurr.

* The great Papyrus, or a backstabbing traitor?

* ANYWAYS! BYE BYE, KRIS!
September 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
* HEY BUDDY! DONT BE A HATER LESS I TELL EVERBODY ONLINE IN THE DELTARUNE SERVER THAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE KNIGHT! WHICH IS ALSO ME! NYEH HE HEH!
September 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
* I'M THE SLENDERMAN!
September 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
* NYOHOHOH... I CAN'T EVEN STEAL 5 BUCKS FROM A 6 YEAR OLD, WHAT WILL I EVER DO WITH SUCH COWARD INTIMIDATING TACTICS...?
September 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
* OKAY NOW I FEEL BAD! PLEASE TAKE THE MONEY BACK! I WILL CRY!
September 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
* LUNCH. MONEY. NOW!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
* GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
September 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
* PAPYRUS HAS AN EXQUISITE TASTE IN MEN AND CAN CONFIRM ONE PART OF THIS SENTENCE IS TRUE!
September 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
* WELL, I LIKE YOU TOO, MYSTERY MAN!

[Papyrus reaches into his fridge, cold... he... proceeds to shake it??? He figures, that's how you make them, right?]

[Nonetheless, he hands it over.]

* NYOHOHOH... I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN SUCH COMPLIMENT BEFORE, REALLY, PROBABLY BECAUSE I JUST MOVED IN!
September 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
[He gets up, staring at you in (not so visible) confusion, but shrugs it off.]

* WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I SUPPOSE I COULD LET IT PASS...

* I BOUGHT SOME TEA FROM THE STORE! IF YOU WANT ME TO, I COULD MAKE SOMETHING WARM FOR YOU TO DRINK? OR DO YOU PREFER SOMETHING... COLD? LIKE MILKSHAKES?
September 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
* PAPYRUS SUPPORTS!
September 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
* THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE AN ALIAS, DON'T YOU HAVE A REAL NAME?

[He bows down, one hand in his chest and the other one to the side like a wing.]

* MY NAME IS PAPYRUS! ALSO KNOWN AS THE GREAT PAPYRUS! BUT, YOU CAN CALL ME PAPS!
September 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
[giving you the homophobic stare]

* LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S JUST A PHASE.
September 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
[A NINE?! Wowie, that's higher than the 3 other ratings he's got! In his life.]

* THANK YOU SO MUCH, MISTER!

[He wants to hug you, a lot, but he holds himself... it's clear your answer made him riddled with joy!]

* WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE ATE MY SPECIAL RECIPE, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, FELLA?
September 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
* I FELL FOR THAT SHIT!
September 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM