I figured out what the Mariners problem is

This seems like it's potentially the Mariners opening day lineup. Tellez sure does seem to be sticking around and I definitely haven't seem much Haniger. Will the M's really cut Mitch loose and go with Rowdy?

That poor bitch :(

I dunno... Deepseek is cool and all, but it's not as in favor of you buying the Seattle #Mariners as ChatGPT. Winner? ChatGPT!

I vote for you buying the Seattle #Mariners and AI definitely agrees with me!