almonds for instance I can flip em sideways and use my incisors to cleanly split em in half and then chop up each half into little strips and maybe wedge the sharp ends of the strips in between my molars like a toothpick for fun it's hours of entertainment AND also protein

I ran out of characters typing that and you know what fuck you that's orwellian too

if pizza appears in any piece of media ever made conspiracy nutters will think that about it. all because some dip shit on 4chan called child porn "cheese pizza" 15 years ago

theyre always like "those who know... know... heh 😏" and its like naw homie say out loud that you think an animator on lilo and stitch included a pizza box as a coded message to the pedophile community

how I feel re-recording the same scripted voiceover line for the 500th time because the cadence I said the word "as" in was one millionth of an iota different than how it sounded in my head

spookiest possible location for this to happen