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People used to tell me to control my drinking, but I thought they meant it in a Katara-waterbending kind of way
I have a “prejudice” against POTUS whose “sexual preferences” include “key groups” such as “commercial sex workers” with an “implicit bias” for “marginalized” teenagers
According to a new court filing, the Trump administration has a six-page list of banned words that Head Start locations are forbidden from using when describing their programs.
Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What does Penny from My 600-lb Life have that I don’t?
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
And on the season finale of The Real Housewives of #ACIP
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Is there a vaccine against RFK jr? #rfkantibodies
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I don’t have a joke for this one
For the first time in my career, I can’t tell people to trust what the CDC website says. And that is an incredibly sad and devastating place for this country to be.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Isn’t fasting just anorexia?
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“Alright guys, we gotta find a place that naturally looks post-apocalyptic” www.telegram.com/story/news/l...
Street closures, parking restrictions set as 'Walking Dead' returns to Worcester
Third consecutive month the show has filmed scenes in the city.
www.telegram.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The p-value that the hunky surgeon at work is gay is def >0.05, but I’m gonna p-hack the data until I get a significant result
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Nick Cannon revealing he has narcissistic personality disorder after having 12 kids is like the 1000-pound sisters revealing that they obsess about food
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
There have been 79 new Netflix shows in 2025 so far — here’s the 72 worth keeping on in the background while you scroll on your phone www.tomsguide.com/entertainmen...
There have been 79 new Netflix shows in 2025 so far — here’s the 7 worth watching
These are the best Netflix shows of 2025 so far
www.tomsguide.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
There’s nothing like unwinding from a day of studying for the MCAT by shining a rectangle of bright light directly into my eyes while doomscrolling through a week of traumatic news
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Do you still see the same boost in brain activity if it’s two parents screaming at each other? news.mit.edu/2018/convers...
Back-and-forth exchanges boost children’s brain response to language
MIT cognitive scientists have found that engaging children in conversation is more critical to their language development than the number of words they hear early in life. In a study of children 4 to ...
news.mit.edu
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
In high school I was so deep in the closet that I was basically in the drywall
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The #auroraborealis was truly stunning last night. To all my followerz, please take some time for yourself so you too can have this spiritual and transformative experience 🔮🔮
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“How are you studying for the chem/phys section?”

*kneels and clasps my hands together*

“I’m calling on the spirits of Bronsted and Lowry…”
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
*crosses fingers* I’m gonna try to deposit this in mobile banking and see what happens. Wish me luck everyone
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
People used to tell me to control my drinking, but I thought they meant it in a Katara-waterbending kind of way
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM