Geoff Sweet
@thegorf.bsky.social
I am a #cybersecurity architect, #reptile pet lover, and #hotrod builder. I also collect radioactive elements and compounds.
@flysea.bsky.social why don't we do patrols to move people along in the departures and arrivals. This idiot's been sitting here for 15 minutes. Everybody's having to weave around them.
June 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@flysea.bsky.social why don't we do patrols to move people along in the departures and arrivals. This idiot's been sitting here for 15 minutes. Everybody's having to weave around them.
How fucking pants-on-head window licking stupid do you have to be Republicans...
June 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
How fucking pants-on-head window licking stupid do you have to be Republicans...
Well, and Jackie Gleason...
March 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well, and Jackie Gleason...
Just your regular reminder
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Just your regular reminder
Just a reminder of what #oligarchy looks like. When you are a suck up billionaire like Zuckerberg you can pretty much do what you want. When you are a regular person, you are persecuted to the end.
February 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just a reminder of what #oligarchy looks like. When you are a suck up billionaire like Zuckerberg you can pretty much do what you want. When you are a regular person, you are persecuted to the end.
Today I was honored with an award for being a top speaker at work. So of course I wore my new favorite shark hat.
January 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Today I was honored with an award for being a top speaker at work. So of course I wore my new favorite shark hat.
Today we slumber in the dads spot.
#IttyBittyLittleShittyKitty
#IttyBittyLittleShittyKitty
January 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Today we slumber in the dads spot.
#IttyBittyLittleShittyKitty
#IttyBittyLittleShittyKitty
The life of Social Media now 😂😂
January 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The life of Social Media now 😂😂
HAHA just wait until the big baby starts talking about how he invented Twitter. How do his cult members tend to forget that he really hasn't invented anything.
December 30, 2024 at 11:36 PM
HAHA just wait until the big baby starts talking about how he invented Twitter. How do his cult members tend to forget that he really hasn't invented anything.
Sometimes it is very hard to take customer calls when #IttyBittyShittyKitty demands snuggles
November 28, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Sometimes it is very hard to take customer calls when #IttyBittyShittyKitty demands snuggles
I have a number!! #2,392,566!
September 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I have a number!! #2,392,566!
A Conversation with a co-worker had me laughing over this meme I created. The idea of seeing more and more smart items. He mentioned a smart toilet ad. I can only imagine trying to explain to somebody that the vector into your home network by hackers was your toilet. #cybersecurity #iot #smartpoop
January 21, 2024 at 9:10 PM
A Conversation with a co-worker had me laughing over this meme I created. The idea of seeing more and more smart items. He mentioned a smart toilet ad. I can only imagine trying to explain to somebody that the vector into your home network by hackers was your toilet. #cybersecurity #iot #smartpoop