@thegoodlife.bsky.social
The people don't come because you grandiose motherfuckers don't play shit that they like. If you played the shit that they liked, then the people would come. Simple as that.
Good at politics. Democratic leadership. Pick one.
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Good at politics. Democratic leadership. Pick one.
They don't know how to lead. They don't know how to oppose. With Dems like these who needs Republicans?
January 22, 2026 at 10:45 PM
They don't know how to lead. They don't know how to oppose. With Dems like these who needs Republicans?
My wife asked why he didn't celebrate the blocked punt touchdown.
"Because he's a dickhead."
"Because he's a dickhead."
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
My wife asked why he didn't celebrate the blocked punt touchdown.
"Because he's a dickhead."
"Because he's a dickhead."
Not that it matters. He'll be gone within three years.
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Not that it matters. He'll be gone within three years.
As a Dolphins fan, if I felt an ounce of optimism over this hire I'd have to kick my own ass.
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
As a Dolphins fan, if I felt an ounce of optimism over this hire I'd have to kick my own ass.
Every thought that pops into my head is accompanied by the "DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN" meme
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Every thought that pops into my head is accompanied by the "DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN" meme
It's really not hard to make smoking look cool because smoking is cool.
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
It's really not hard to make smoking look cool because smoking is cool.
25 minutes into a 30 minute car ride yesterday I turned to my wife and said "this is the 2nd song they've played since we've been in the car"
January 14, 2026 at 2:46 PM
25 minutes into a 30 minute car ride yesterday I turned to my wife and said "this is the 2nd song they've played since we've been in the car"
aka waiting to see if any other positions open up
January 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
aka waiting to see if any other positions open up
Zohran's out here showing people that politicians can, in fact, improve their lives in material ways, despite what both parties have shown people for the past 60 years. Hopefully this causes a sea change.
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Zohran's out here showing people that politicians can, in fact, improve their lives in material ways, despite what both parties have shown people for the past 60 years. Hopefully this causes a sea change.
Altman should credit Vince Gilligan for this "breakthrough"
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Altman should credit Vince Gilligan for this "breakthrough"
They're not all because you're white. Some of them are because you're a man.
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
They're not all because you're white. Some of them are because you're a man.
You can't shame the shameless
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You can't shame the shameless
Glad that Jerry was able to land on his feet as a speech writer after Seinfeld ended
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Glad that Jerry was able to land on his feet as a speech writer after Seinfeld ended
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Town Car Excalibur
I slam in the back of my Town Car Excalibur
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Town Car Excalibur
I slam in the back of my Town Car Excalibur
I get your point, but most of us migrated from Twitter to escape one fascist-enabling oligarch, so why are you openly supporting another?
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I get your point, but most of us migrated from Twitter to escape one fascist-enabling oligarch, so why are you openly supporting another?
I'm just trying to do the math on how you throw for 452 yards and only score 22 points
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm just trying to do the math on how you throw for 452 yards and only score 22 points
Middle America thinks the technocracy is the road to this life. Eat food delivered by an underpaid gig worker, fuck my questionably-willing wife, and be safely left alone in a gated community free from minorities.
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Middle America thinks the technocracy is the road to this life. Eat food delivered by an underpaid gig worker, fuck my questionably-willing wife, and be safely left alone in a gated community free from minorities.
You will work a job where your employer-provided insurance keeps you just healthy enough to produce, or you will die.
There is no third option.
There is no third option.
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
You will work a job where your employer-provided insurance keeps you just healthy enough to produce, or you will die.
There is no third option.
There is no third option.
Exactly. The only conflict is Indigo vs tackiness.
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Exactly. The only conflict is Indigo vs tackiness.
Nothing lamer than going after a publication over a sorta bad review and then playing their fest.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Nothing lamer than going after a publication over a sorta bad review and then playing their fest.
What a novel way to cover politics.
Politicians are not sports teams.
Politicians are not infallible.
Politicians are not sports teams.
Politicians are not infallible.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
What a novel way to cover politics.
Politicians are not sports teams.
Politicians are not infallible.
Politicians are not sports teams.
Politicians are not infallible.