Oofers
@thegoodestoof.bsky.social
This is my war crimes/ confession account.
Will you forgive me?
Walmart certainly doesn't.
Will you forgive me?
Walmart certainly doesn't.
I'm not fixing the typo.
It makes me giggle.
3/2
It makes me giggle.
3/2
February 16, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I'm not fixing the typo.
It makes me giggle.
3/2
It makes me giggle.
3/2
You typed all of that out instead of feeding her? Wow. I'm calling cps.
February 16, 2024 at 6:20 PM
You typed all of that out instead of feeding her? Wow. I'm calling cps.
And the next week I got fired for eating samples of banana but bread.
Moral of the story, steal. If you're gonna go down for theft, make sure it isn't on an empty stomach. 2/2
Moral of the story, steal. If you're gonna go down for theft, make sure it isn't on an empty stomach. 2/2
February 16, 2024 at 6:17 PM
And the next week I got fired for eating samples of banana but bread.
Moral of the story, steal. If you're gonna go down for theft, make sure it isn't on an empty stomach. 2/2
Moral of the story, steal. If you're gonna go down for theft, make sure it isn't on an empty stomach. 2/2
This isn't sexual btw.
February 12, 2024 at 7:35 PM
This isn't sexual btw.
Unrelated.
If you weren't into it, would you consider maybe doing it to me? It's been a while since I've felt the touch of a fork that wasn't my own.
If you weren't into it, would you consider maybe doing it to me? It's been a while since I've felt the touch of a fork that wasn't my own.
February 12, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Unrelated.
If you weren't into it, would you consider maybe doing it to me? It's been a while since I've felt the touch of a fork that wasn't my own.
If you weren't into it, would you consider maybe doing it to me? It's been a while since I've felt the touch of a fork that wasn't my own.
It's me, I'm the friend.
February 12, 2024 at 7:33 PM
It's me, I'm the friend.
Don't worry about the numbers, I certainly didn't.
February 10, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Don't worry about the numbers, I certainly didn't.
Personally I thought this was genius. I was super proud of myself.
You can imagine my confusion when they ended up calling my foster parents and scolding me for indecent exposure (again).
3/3
You can imagine my confusion when they ended up calling my foster parents and scolding me for indecent exposure (again).
3/3
February 10, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Personally I thought this was genius. I was super proud of myself.
You can imagine my confusion when they ended up calling my foster parents and scolding me for indecent exposure (again).
3/3
You can imagine my confusion when they ended up calling my foster parents and scolding me for indecent exposure (again).
3/3
It didn't occur to me that the problem was that I was bringing unwanted outside stuff inside, just that I was putting them in my pockets so I decided I'd take my shirt off and rig up make shift goblin pouch.
2/2
2/2
February 10, 2024 at 5:15 AM
It didn't occur to me that the problem was that I was bringing unwanted outside stuff inside, just that I was putting them in my pockets so I decided I'd take my shirt off and rig up make shift goblin pouch.
2/2
2/2
It's gotta be more than at least 3
February 10, 2024 at 4:53 AM
It's gotta be more than at least 3
Same. If I die young bury me in resin, lay me down on a bed of pickle.
-The Band Perry, probably
-The Band Perry, probably
February 10, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Same. If I die young bury me in resin, lay me down on a bed of pickle.
-The Band Perry, probably
-The Band Perry, probably
It's a human casket made of Jade
February 10, 2024 at 3:54 AM
It's a human casket made of Jade