The Good Bean™️
@thegoodbean.bsky.social
The Bean is a multifaceted, inter-dimensional being beyond human comprehension. These are the thoughts of The Good Bean™️
NOT affiliated with The Evil Bean™️ (might)
Parody account
NOT affiliated with The Evil Bean™️ (might)
Parody account
The Bean is buried in the snow.
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Bean is buried in the snow.
5,000 armadillos just moved the Bean 5 inches east. Please don’t tell anyone.
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
5,000 armadillos just moved the Bean 5 inches east. Please don’t tell anyone.
The Bean is full of cockroaches
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The Bean is full of cockroaches
The Bean rolled over and squashed the guy on the megaphone rn
July 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Bean rolled over and squashed the guy on the megaphone rn
The Bean got to the front of the line for the All New 2025 Wrath of Rakshasa at Six Flags Great America and then the ride broke down.
June 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The Bean got to the front of the line for the All New 2025 Wrath of Rakshasa at Six Flags Great America and then the ride broke down.
The Bean solved the trolley problem
June 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Bean solved the trolley problem
The Bean is yearning…..
May 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The Bean is yearning…..
The Bean just watched the entire fast and furious saga
May 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The Bean just watched the entire fast and furious saga
The Bean is taking pictures for tourists. They’re really bad though. Because The Bean doesn’t have hands. It’s the thought that counts.
May 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The Bean is taking pictures for tourists. They’re really bad though. Because The Bean doesn’t have hands. It’s the thought that counts.
The Bean is NOT lost. We totally know where it is.
April 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The Bean is NOT lost. We totally know where it is.
The Bean just sang the entirety of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
March 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The Bean just sang the entirety of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
The Bean said goodnight, sleep tight, and don’t let the bean bugs bite.
March 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The Bean said goodnight, sleep tight, and don’t let the bean bugs bite.
The Bean did a flip but landed on its side. Currently trying to get it upright again. We’ll keep you posted.
March 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The Bean did a flip but landed on its side. Currently trying to get it upright again. We’ll keep you posted.
The Bean is like, reaaaalllly wet
March 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Bean is like, reaaaalllly wet
The Bean gave birth to a healthy baby Bean!
March 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The Bean gave birth to a healthy baby Bean!
The Bean slurped up all the green dye from the river. St Patrick’s day cancelled :/
March 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Bean slurped up all the green dye from the river. St Patrick’s day cancelled :/
The Bean just stabbed Julius Cesar oh my god. Oh my god there’s blood everywhere I’m so sorry.
March 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The Bean just stabbed Julius Cesar oh my god. Oh my god there’s blood everywhere I’m so sorry.
The Bean, well….it uh, the Bean….it’s kinda hard to explain. The Bean is
March 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The Bean, well….it uh, the Bean….it’s kinda hard to explain. The Bean is
The Bean threw up :(
March 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The Bean threw up :(
The Bean is currently chanting in a language unknown to man
March 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The Bean is currently chanting in a language unknown to man