headstand but you walk around on the angry eyebrow

I like snails

if you press a pencil on a wall and move it up really fast it'll stick

Seasons? WRONG! Jet streams? WRONG!
every weather-related thing in this town revolves around and is about the CORN
When they grow the corn, the humidity goes up and everything sucks, and hen they harvest the corn, corn dust goes everywhere and destroys my sinuses so I have to stay home from school

instead of the mutual friends stuff there should be a mutual blocked section so you can go "eyyyyy you also hate that guy!"

Feets plays League of Legends

I'm turning evil