𝐒𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐚
@thegoldenstandard.bsky.social
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀〖𝐏𝐢𝐭 ┋ピット 〗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬...❞
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You know what, buddy? Me too, me fucking too, let's get a damn drink.
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
You know what, buddy? Me too, me fucking too, let's get a damn drink.
I can give you two fucking guesses as to the X factor of that.
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I can give you two fucking guesses as to the X factor of that.
Dont cannibals like bodies?
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Dont cannibals like bodies?
I'm not following anymore. I think three people?
February 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I'm not following anymore. I think three people?
She is a twisted sense of innocence
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
She is a twisted sense of innocence
Slowly munching on a small bag filled with small golden pellets.
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Slowly munching on a small bag filled with small golden pellets.
Hrmmm... err... fine I guess, I'll go ahead and give it a listen.
[ Pulling up his phone and showing it to the stranger. ]
[ www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3VF... ]
It's so fucking bad, you have to hear it at least once.
[ www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3VF... ]
It's so fucking bad, you have to hear it at least once.
Yeah, can't say I ever heard of it
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Hrmmm... err... fine I guess, I'll go ahead and give it a listen.
Sure, subs sound good for me
Id love too! Can we get subs?
Yeah... wanna get food?
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Sure, subs sound good for me
❝FUCK YOU. IF ANYTHING IT IS ME SUFFERING.❞
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
❝FUCK YOU. IF ANYTHING IT IS ME SUFFERING.❞
Yeah... wanna get food?
Oh...ok-
( blankly stares at him. )
. . . On second thought... it isnt worth it... don't worry about it
. . . On second thought... it isnt worth it... don't worry about it
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Yeah... wanna get food?
( blankly stares at him. )
. . . On second thought... it isnt worth it... don't worry about it
. . . On second thought... it isnt worth it... don't worry about it
Oh! Whos!
I'm kicking their asses...
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
( blankly stares at him. )
. . . On second thought... it isnt worth it... don't worry about it
. . . On second thought... it isnt worth it... don't worry about it
. . .
( there's a cross-popping vein on her forehead while slowly chewing it. )
You're on a thin line...
( there's a cross-popping vein on her forehead while slowly chewing it. )
You're on a thin line...
February 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
. . .
( there's a cross-popping vein on her forehead while slowly chewing it. )
You're on a thin line...
( there's a cross-popping vein on her forehead while slowly chewing it. )
You're on a thin line...
I'm kicking their asses...
February 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I'm kicking their asses...
Like hell it is! And because I'm asking you nicely, asshole!
February 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Like hell it is! And because I'm asking you nicely, asshole!
What are... what the fuck are you doing? Why are you touching my stuff? And why the hell are you still eating them if you know they're not candy?!
February 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
What are... what the fuck are you doing? Why are you touching my stuff? And why the hell are you still eating them if you know they're not candy?!
( She's going to the breakroom before the next dispatch. Head resting on the table. )
February 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
( She's going to the breakroom before the next dispatch. Head resting on the table. )
( She regularly eats gold.)
February 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
( She regularly eats gold.)
. . . Well, nevermind for me then.
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
. . . Well, nevermind for me then.
So uh... are those actual gold?
( Munching on a gold necklace. )
( Munching on a gold necklace. )
February 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
So uh... are those actual gold?
( Munching on a gold necklace. )
( Munching on a gold necklace. )
Give it like an hour or some shit.
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Give it like an hour or some shit.
I'm not here.
( She's just gonna go somewhere to hide and lay low. )
( She's just gonna go somewhere to hide and lay low. )
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I'm not here.
( She's just gonna go somewhere to hide and lay low. )
( She's just gonna go somewhere to hide and lay low. )