The Goblin Pig
thegoblinpig.bsky.social
The Goblin Pig
@thegoblinpig.bsky.social
The pigman. Autistic as fuck. Writes, draws, games.
Hit with the classic NF Tease
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I can see myself becoming the Digimon Emperor but I’d *never* be as cringe as our billionaire class.
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m more of a flameless shirt.
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You still have me, a big ol’ support sponge. Not so much a network as a massive ball of yarn.
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Meg in the streets, Dusa in the sheets.
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We didn’t get that 100%. Almost as if some twat with a persistent cough was sabotaging you at every turn…
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ouroboros, you say…
October 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Better to crash out than to cash out, I always say.
October 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m not a big fighter game guy but judging by my social media feed, FighterZ is particularly brutal.
October 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Toadally awesome.
October 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My OC was literally at their wedding!
September 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It's about the j u i c e
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The idea of someone like Melarov being illegal to draw professionally is absurd. Maybe crypto is the way forward after all. Jk... unless?
September 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's all so bloody dreary...
September 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Damn, and here I thought the issue would be "she's a thief". I've got to start thinking more miserably!
September 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Batman and Selina Kyle (I don't even believe this is a pure wholesome pairing I just wanna play this game)
September 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
So regular werewolves, then?
September 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We're a patient bunch o7
September 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
They call it... a SLOUSE.
August 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I love Alan Wake and Alan Wake 2. You'll have a great time.
August 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
lmk if you need a tank for duties lol
August 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I will never, ever understand the seemingly widespread appeal of being a miserable, hateful fuck.

And I say this as someone routinely miserable and hateful but in different, more whimsical ways.
August 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM