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TheGngrNoob
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For the love of the hobby because I’m crap at the games

🏈 Blood Bowl
⚒️ Warhammer
🇫🇷 Bolt Action
🦖 The Drowned Earth
👿 Trench Crusade
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Friend of the channel & all-round good guy, Gavin (NAF name: Games) has written an article about #bloodbowl variants in Scotland.

I'm lucky enough to be able to go to the two upcoming variant tournaments - Sunny Dunny 7s and Porty Bowl Gutterbowl.
Variety is the spice of Death...
If you are looking to mix things up a bit with your Blood Bowl, there are a whole load of official (and not so official) variants to add new challenges and carnage to your game. Experienced Variant NA...
www.scottishbloodbowl.com
September 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I was woken up by baby bunnies at 2am
September 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
AMAZONS THREAD

Shaping up for the Waterbowl Weekender

#BloodBowl
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not been on for a while

Lost my Dad this week so hobby has been the last thing on my mind

The greatest man I've ever known
February 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
January 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Running Lizardmen in the Waterbowl next month

Have I used them?
Not for a while

Will I practice beforehand?
Nah

Pure Blood Bowl
a giant monster with a sword and shield stands in front of a crowd of soldiers in a video game
ALT: a giant monster with a sword and shield stands in front of a crowd of soldiers in a video game
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January 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Waterbowl Weekender is coming up

I’ve narrowed my teams down to Wood Elves, Orcs, Lizardmen and Dwarfs

So far on the Squad Chaos Discord Orcs and Lizardmen are neck and neck in votes

With a write in vote for Vampires putting them ahead of Dwarfs
January 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Games Workshop holding their Black Library submissions

This time it’s writing a scene between two characters

How many entries will be smut?

Just full on X-Rated filth
January 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Kroot Puppy is up there for my favourite little guy (to use a @roguehobbies.bsky.social style phrase)
January 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Starting the year listening to Black Sabbath and assembling T’au

None of this frivolity
January 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
2025 project

Doing a slow build T’au army

Got one other chap doing Votann

My issue is usually buying too much, getting overwhelmed, and then stopping

Hoping that a couple of units a month will help with that

First up is an Ethereal, 3 Stealth Suits, and 10 Kroot
December 26, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Quick Slapchop job on this
December 25, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Got my next minis for another test painting session

Halflings still haven’t been primed as I swear it rains every time I have time for hobby
December 22, 2024 at 12:20 AM
So if anyone wants a chart for current combat patrol boxes points after the updates

Here you are
December 20, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Friday night and I’ve been making spreadsheets comparing 40K units by £s/pts
Spoiler:
Custodes are pretty good across the board, including Forgeworld
Krootox Riders are one of the worst at over £80 for 90pts 
Friday nights as a sober family man is the life
woody and buzz lightyear from toy story standing next to each other with the words data data everywhere above them
ALT: woody and buzz lightyear from toy story standing next to each other with the words data data everywhere above them
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December 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
More work on the bug

#Tyranids
#Warhammer40k
December 17, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Threw down some base coats and a few details on a bug

#Tyranids
December 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I have done practically zero hobby

RSI in my left hand had stopped anything fancy

Primed a Tyranid Psychophage and started working on it because it’s big enough to grip

I just want to get my Halflings done!
December 16, 2024 at 9:50 AM
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Went to a #BloodBowl tournament recently and one of the organisers made ACTUAL PEWTER MEDALS

How cool is this?!
December 14, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Why spend money on expensive hobby leaf scatter when you can get this bad boy?
December 8, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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Thank you for the amazing reception here! We were on Twit for 4 years. We've been here 23 days. We've already reached 60% of our following there! Incredible.

Let's take it to the next level - when we hit 1700 followers on BlueSky we'll give one of you a free box of plastic! Tell your friends!
December 6, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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The #dunbowl division tables too... if any one is interested!
December 4, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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How about a Blood Bowl Star Player today? Here’s everyone’s favourite Ogre (Not) Morg N’Thorg

#warhammer #bloodbowl #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
December 3, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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I'm about to become £6000 in debt on my credit card due to needing a solicitor after my soon to be ex wife has filed a court order against me.
If anyone feels generous enough to help me with that they can buy me a coffee
buymeacoffee.com/Lunchmoney
Al “Lunchmoney” W is Drinking coffee.
I like coffee. I will drink the coffee. You will not get any notice that this has happened. I do not have anything to sell or services to offer.(Purple beats green.)
buymeacoffee.com
December 2, 2024 at 12:11 PM