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Rufus Cornpone
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Some are wolves and some are adders; some are sea snakes that dwell by the water. There is no man at all...
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"Mountain dew is merely a mirror of society "
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Molly, 1940s
Tap Dance Costume. This is a deep cut from the Molly b-sides, but it's her best dress. Runner up for Molly is her Velvet circle skirt christmas dress, but i prefer the razzle dazzle of Miss Victory. 7/10 outfit 10/10 doll (straight girls play with gay dolls)
September 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Samantha, 1900s
Winter Outfit. I love the winter outfits of all the dolls, but Samantha's is the best in class. The muff, the hat, the cape, the button booties, the skates. 10/10 outfit 4/10 doll (beautiful gowns, great gowns)
September 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Addy, 1860s
School Outfit. The blue a-line long skirt with petticoats, a crisp white blouse, and the little capelet. I love the capelet + skirts combo. Might be my favorite AG outfit of all. 10/10 outfit 10/10 doll
September 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Kirsten, 1850s
Summer outfit. The straw hat is really what does it for me--kirsten maybe has the best headwear options of any of the AG dolls. The light blue stripe is ideal for mild wisconsin summers. 9/10 outfit 9/10 doll (RIP MARTA)
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Felicity, 1770s
Christmas outfit. The blue satin is stunning and the reversible bodice insert makes for versatility. 8/10 outfit 2/10 doll (for the having slaves thing)
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
it's brutal--there's a parting shot that's absolutely devastating at the very end.
August 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
just found out that they built a gravemarker in 2019 for my great great great grandfather who was shot dead while trying to piss in the middle of the night on the oregon trail
August 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Maudie Murder Mitts
February 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
i hate posting self on here but my lhooq is v good today
February 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
January 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Just cleaned my apartment.
January 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Bro look at this turkey I saw trying to fuck up some cyclists in Cambridge
January 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Tell your dad I got like nine inches yesterday
January 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
January 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
January 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sorry to Midwestern state fairs but these Choni butter sculptures from a 1928 national geographic magazine I found in my dad's basement are never level.
January 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Proud to have been part of this epic piece of filmmaking: the Truman high school cross country highlight video from 2003
January 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Choice footage of a 15 year old me.
January 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Time to pull out the peanut bowl
December 29, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Tbh this year was fucking dogshit but at least I leveled up my scent game and have this growing little fragrance assortment.
December 27, 2024 at 11:57 PM
December 25, 2024 at 4:18 PM
@oncinema.bsky.social giving me the best Christmas that I can remember
December 25, 2024 at 2:51 PM