The Glasto Thingy
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Providing detail of official Glastonbury line up announcement dates. Trying to make sense of it will get you nowhere.
THERE IS NO PATTERN
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THERE IS NO PATTERN
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December 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Not quite sure what to call this but I'll go with...
🚨 INDUSTRY CONFIRM🚨
On Universal International's official Instagram account, TOMORA (Aurora and The Chemical Brothers) are confirmed for Glastonbury 2027.
#Glastonbury #Tomora
www.instagram.com/p/DR_5QzTE1G...
🚨 INDUSTRY CONFIRM🚨
On Universal International's official Instagram account, TOMORA (Aurora and The Chemical Brothers) are confirmed for Glastonbury 2027.
#Glastonbury #Tomora
www.instagram.com/p/DR_5QzTE1G...
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Not quite sure what to call this but I'll go with...
🚨 INDUSTRY CONFIRM🚨
On Universal International's official Instagram account, TOMORA (Aurora and The Chemical Brothers) are confirmed for Glastonbury 2027.
#Glastonbury #Tomora
www.instagram.com/p/DR_5QzTE1G...
🚨 INDUSTRY CONFIRM🚨
On Universal International's official Instagram account, TOMORA (Aurora and The Chemical Brothers) are confirmed for Glastonbury 2027.
#Glastonbury #Tomora
www.instagram.com/p/DR_5QzTE1G...
RIP Raul Malo of The Mavericks.
In 2017 I chose their set in Avalon over Radiohead on the Pyramid, no regrets. They kicked off with their biggest hit and the entire set was joyous.
In 2017 I chose their set in Avalon over Radiohead on the Pyramid, no regrets. They kicked off with their biggest hit and the entire set was joyous.
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
RIP Raul Malo of The Mavericks.
In 2017 I chose their set in Avalon over Radiohead on the Pyramid, no regrets. They kicked off with their biggest hit and the entire set was joyous.
In 2017 I chose their set in Avalon over Radiohead on the Pyramid, no regrets. They kicked off with their biggest hit and the entire set was joyous.
Walking back to your tent after a night in Shangri-La.
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Walking back to your tent after a night in Shangri-La.
Stanley Donwood has a phoenix painting included in a Freedom From Torture auction. The highest bid is £450 at the time of posting this.
#Glastonbury
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#Glastonbury
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October 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Stanley Donwood has a phoenix painting included in a Freedom From Torture auction. The highest bid is £450 at the time of posting this.
#Glastonbury
artauction.freedomfromtorture.org/auction/item...
#Glastonbury
artauction.freedomfromtorture.org/auction/item...
And only 4 posts up from this in my timeline...
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
And only 4 posts up from this in my timeline...
🗓 On this day in 2016, Radiohead were confirmed as Friday night headliners for Glastonbury 2017.
The reveal began the day before, with the band's logo being painted in front of the webcam.
#Glastonbury #Radiohead
The reveal began the day before, with the band's logo being painted in front of the webcam.
#Glastonbury #Radiohead
October 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
🗓 On this day in 2016, Radiohead were confirmed as Friday night headliners for Glastonbury 2017.
The reveal began the day before, with the band's logo being painted in front of the webcam.
#Glastonbury #Radiohead
The reveal began the day before, with the band's logo being painted in front of the webcam.
#Glastonbury #Radiohead
October 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
🗓 On this day in 2008, Glastonbury tickets went on sale, they sold out in February.
There was also a sale on this day in 2014. This time they sold out in 26 minutes.
#Glastonbury
There was also a sale on this day in 2014. This time they sold out in 26 minutes.
#Glastonbury
October 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
🗓 On this day in 2008, Glastonbury tickets went on sale, they sold out in February.
There was also a sale on this day in 2014. This time they sold out in 26 minutes.
#Glastonbury
There was also a sale on this day in 2014. This time they sold out in 26 minutes.
#Glastonbury
The night before, Billie had posted on Instagram a photo of herself wearing a Glastonbury hoodie.
Subtle.
Subtle.
October 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The night before, Billie had posted on Instagram a photo of herself wearing a Glastonbury hoodie.
Subtle.
Subtle.
🗓 On this day....
There have been 3 Glastonbury ticket sales on 3rd October.
• 2010: sold out in 4 hours
• 2013: Coach packages – sold out in 28 minutes
• 2019: Coach packages – sold out in 27 minutes
#Glastonbury
There have been 3 Glastonbury ticket sales on 3rd October.
• 2010: sold out in 4 hours
• 2013: Coach packages – sold out in 28 minutes
• 2019: Coach packages – sold out in 27 minutes
#Glastonbury
October 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
🗓 On this day....
There have been 3 Glastonbury ticket sales on 3rd October.
• 2010: sold out in 4 hours
• 2013: Coach packages – sold out in 28 minutes
• 2019: Coach packages – sold out in 27 minutes
#Glastonbury
There have been 3 Glastonbury ticket sales on 3rd October.
• 2010: sold out in 4 hours
• 2013: Coach packages – sold out in 28 minutes
• 2019: Coach packages – sold out in 27 minutes
#Glastonbury
🗓 There have been 2 Glastonbury ticket sales on October 1st, both coach packages:
• 2014: sold out in 15 minutes
• 2015: sold out in 23 minutes
#Glastonbury
• 2014: sold out in 15 minutes
• 2015: sold out in 23 minutes
#Glastonbury
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
🗓 There have been 2 Glastonbury ticket sales on October 1st, both coach packages:
• 2014: sold out in 15 minutes
• 2015: sold out in 23 minutes
#Glastonbury
• 2014: sold out in 15 minutes
• 2015: sold out in 23 minutes
#Glastonbury
🎟 TICKET COMPETITION 🎟
Win tickets to Glastonbury 2027!
25 pairs of tickets to Glastonbury Festival 2027 to be won in a prize draw, which will raise emergency funds to support the work of Médecins Sans Frontières / Doctors Without Borders (MSF UK).
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/glastonbur...
Win tickets to Glastonbury 2027!
25 pairs of tickets to Glastonbury Festival 2027 to be won in a prize draw, which will raise emergency funds to support the work of Médecins Sans Frontières / Doctors Without Borders (MSF UK).
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/glastonbur...
September 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
🎟 TICKET COMPETITION 🎟
Win tickets to Glastonbury 2027!
25 pairs of tickets to Glastonbury Festival 2027 to be won in a prize draw, which will raise emergency funds to support the work of Médecins Sans Frontières / Doctors Without Borders (MSF UK).
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/glastonbur...
Win tickets to Glastonbury 2027!
25 pairs of tickets to Glastonbury Festival 2027 to be won in a prize draw, which will raise emergency funds to support the work of Médecins Sans Frontières / Doctors Without Borders (MSF UK).
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/glastonbur...
🎂 It's 55 years since the Pop, Folk & Blues festival was held on Worthy Farm.
£1 a ticket, free milk included.
It'll never last...
#Glastonbury
£1 a ticket, free milk included.
It'll never last...
#Glastonbury
September 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
🎂 It's 55 years since the Pop, Folk & Blues festival was held on Worthy Farm.
£1 a ticket, free milk included.
It'll never last...
#Glastonbury
£1 a ticket, free milk included.
It'll never last...
#Glastonbury
September 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Eventually, I'm going to run out of white buildings, blue domes and sunsets. But not today, my friend, not today.
#Santorini
#Santorini
September 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Eventually, I'm going to run out of white buildings, blue domes and sunsets. But not today, my friend, not today.
#Santorini
#Santorini
Santorini continued.
September 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Santorini continued.
Yet more Santorini. Including not messing about with the calamari starter.
September 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yet more Santorini. Including not messing about with the calamari starter.
More Santorini.
September 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
More Santorini.
We've all been there, fella.
August 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
We've all been there, fella.
West Kirby Marine Lake from yesterday. More than decent sunset.
August 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
West Kirby Marine Lake from yesterday. More than decent sunset.
What fresh hell is this?
August 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
What fresh hell is this?