Nick Beef
@thegigconomist.bsky.social
Writer, Adventurer, Warlock. Accept no substitutes.
Good day to run from some zombies
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good day to run from some zombies
Greetings from the grave of Jim Varney!
Lexington, Kentucky
Lexington, Kentucky
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Greetings from the grave of Jim Varney!
Lexington, Kentucky
Lexington, Kentucky
My bank cut the interest rate on my savings account (down from 3.75%) and signed it with a heart emoji.
October 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My bank cut the interest rate on my savings account (down from 3.75%) and signed it with a heart emoji.
My favorite advertisements are the 2025 "We're not out of business yet" signage.
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My favorite advertisements are the 2025 "We're not out of business yet" signage.
Fredo they did it. We're officially entering a new age where Funyuns saves America.
September 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Fredo they did it. We're officially entering a new age where Funyuns saves America.
I am once again letting the FAA and Air Traffic Control know that I need them to be cool.
August 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I am once again letting the FAA and Air Traffic Control know that I need them to be cool.
Greetings from Lucy the Elephant!
Margate, NJ
Margate, NJ
August 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Greetings from Lucy the Elephant!
Margate, NJ
Margate, NJ
Two questions:
1. Can I learn how to fly this in three days or less?
2. Is the FAA going to "be cool" about it when I'm just off in the wild blue yonder?
1. Can I learn how to fly this in three days or less?
2. Is the FAA going to "be cool" about it when I'm just off in the wild blue yonder?
August 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Two questions:
1. Can I learn how to fly this in three days or less?
2. Is the FAA going to "be cool" about it when I'm just off in the wild blue yonder?
1. Can I learn how to fly this in three days or less?
2. Is the FAA going to "be cool" about it when I'm just off in the wild blue yonder?
"are ghosts watching you beat off?" Isn't my biggest story, but it's like, third.
July 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"are ghosts watching you beat off?" Isn't my biggest story, but it's like, third.
Fredo,
his name is LITERALLY CODY and they made him Guile.
BOTH CODY'S WEAR A SUIT!!
his name is LITERALLY CODY and they made him Guile.
BOTH CODY'S WEAR A SUIT!!
July 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Fredo,
his name is LITERALLY CODY and they made him Guile.
BOTH CODY'S WEAR A SUIT!!
his name is LITERALLY CODY and they made him Guile.
BOTH CODY'S WEAR A SUIT!!
Might be my best comment
July 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Might be my best comment
Fredo I found Shangri-La @fredo.bsky.social
July 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fredo I found Shangri-La @fredo.bsky.social
This... This isn't true. The Celtics just played the Sonics one night and Larry put 40 on him.
July 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This... This isn't true. The Celtics just played the Sonics one night and Larry put 40 on him.
Greetings from Media Theater! Media PA
June 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Greetings from Media Theater! Media PA
Years ago, I alone destroyed the "Catcher in the Rye is about men bitching" discourse.
June 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Years ago, I alone destroyed the "Catcher in the Rye is about men bitching" discourse.
Lmao don't lie, ho
June 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Lmao don't lie, ho
Good morning from the Poconos!
June 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Good morning from the Poconos!
Let me know if you want context.
June 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Let me know if you want context.
My car insurance went up $50 a month because of assholes I already DON'T like
June 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My car insurance went up $50 a month because of assholes I already DON'T like
Heading over to the TACO Trump rally for the grub.
June 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Heading over to the TACO Trump rally for the grub.