I’m not sure what saddens me more. Fellow citizens voting for the English Labour Party or the numbers who voted for the English far right.

Psychologists are now studying the fallout as a case study in “Mutually Assured Narcissism,” noting that when two egos this bloated collide, the result is a black hole of irony from which no dignity escapes.

Sir Simon, please tell us you’re an absolute gobshite without saying it specifically … go on, we’ll wait.

9 years later …

With reference to Katie “batshit crazy” Hopkins, it’s easy to sell out when your tour venues are all in pop up coffee stalls.

The big difference between Hong Kong and the UK is the Tory Party.

Delicious salty far right tears, now available in Musk flavour.

🎶Oh nothing makes me sadder than the Elon lost his bladder on the stooooock market.🎶

Yes the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. … 27% of Americas can trace their ancestry to Germany, the single largest group. 😂

But I’ll still fight you to death over the fact that the UK is a bigger basket case than America.

I live in a country that made the simpleton David Cameron the PM and then to add icing to the cake made Boris Johnston PM. … and then Liz Truss.

So we can’t really say anything derogatory about the USA.

It’s easy done.

Who can forget the movie “Independence Day” when the aliens accidentally email Jeff Goldblum and share the attack time with him.

Why? You’re the only country Russia would not attack right now. Why would they destroy their own property?

I don’t get what all the fuss is about? He looks enigmatic to me.