The Gentleman Pervert
@thegentperv.bsky.social
Just a guy wandering around the universe, never forgetting his towel.
Old enough to be your father. Over 50.
Not sure if I should say this here, but it is 7 inches long and 5 1/2 inches in circumference. I’m not kidding. 😏
(I don’t buy content.)
Old enough to be your father. Over 50.
Not sure if I should say this here, but it is 7 inches long and 5 1/2 inches in circumference. I’m not kidding. 😏
(I don’t buy content.)
Absolutely stunning, darling, truly.
January 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Absolutely stunning, darling, truly.
And glorious ones at that. Happy new year!
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
And glorious ones at that. Happy new year!
I completely agree. It’s dark when I get up for work in the morning, and it’s dark when I get home. I need sunlight.
January 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I completely agree. It’s dark when I get up for work in the morning, and it’s dark when I get home. I need sunlight.
Same, girl, same. I find that the older I get, the more I hate the cold.
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Same, girl, same. I find that the older I get, the more I hate the cold.
I meant good luck to you. Damn voice text. 🤦🏻♂️
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I meant good luck to you. Damn voice text. 🤦🏻♂️
I cannot think of a better way to ring in the new year. Hope you have a great 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I cannot think of a better way to ring in the new year. Hope you have a great 2026!
Happy new year! I hope you three girls have a wonderful 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Happy new year! I hope you three girls have a wonderful 2026.
Excellent work! Happy new year!
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Excellent work! Happy new year!
Best wishes for a happy and healthy 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Best wishes for a happy and healthy 2026!
Best wishes for a happy and healthy 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Best wishes for a happy and healthy 2026!
Off, for sure. Best wishes for a happy and healthy 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Off, for sure. Best wishes for a happy and healthy 2026!
Hope you have a happy and healthy 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Hope you have a happy and healthy 2026!
Hope you have a happy and healthy 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Hope you have a happy and healthy 2026!
Fuck that’s hot. Happy new year!
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Fuck that’s hot. Happy new year!
And it very much suits you. It goes great with your pink hair, which I really like.
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
And it very much suits you. It goes great with your pink hair, which I really like.
I didn’t know there was a SpongeBob movie, let alone two! 🤣🤦🏻♂️
December 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I didn’t know there was a SpongeBob movie, let alone two! 🤣🤦🏻♂️
All very healthy choices. You have to live life for you first, or you can’t live for others. I hope 2026 goes very well for you! 😊
December 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
All very healthy choices. You have to live life for you first, or you can’t live for others. I hope 2026 goes very well for you! 😊