This graph (from openAI's gpt5 livestream) is so bad it transcends badness and becomes a thing of beauty, like the perfection of a tiny ugly toad you find under a log.

Its scaling, its captioning, its color choices: 11/10 don't fix anything.

A friend modified the classic smbc comic to cover what I'm drinking recently. Unsurprising that I needed to go up that axis this year.