thegarn.bsky.social
@thegarn.bsky.social
Highwayman, Sailor, Dam Builder, Starship Captain

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The Roman general Marcus Crassus was famous for his greed. His wealth was estimated to be (in modern terms) $10bn. Legend has it that the Parthians executed him by pouring his own molten gold down his throat. It didn’t really happen. It’s just a fun cautionary tale that sprung to mind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Samir Zitouni, a British Muslim of Algerian descent put himself in harms way to protect others during a frenzied knife attack that Reform were transparently desperate to blame on someone just like him.

Immigrants eh? Coming over here, saving our lives….
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Is anyone going to step up and get this absolute melt sectioned?
November 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Funny meme / serious point. If fascism is allowed to take hold, it won’t cede power. Look at the US. Read Project 2025. The same people fund Reform. If it’s a choice between having pristine, uncompromised leftist principles and living in “Farage’s Britain”, I know what I choose.
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hey @kemibadenochmp.bsky.social - tell us more about how the UK should have its own ICE. These chaps in camouflage and masks look like they’re having fun. If you join Reform you might even get elected and then you could make this happen to any uppity British vicars who disagree with your policies.
October 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Just the Conservative Party’s intellectual heavyweight @kemibadenochmp.bsky.social apparently failing to appreciate that America, Canada and Australia aren’t in Europe.

Also, geography aside, is she really citing America as an exemplar of respect for human rights?

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October 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Is this the sort of thing you want to emulate @kemibadenochmp.bsky.social? Or perhaps you could build a detention facility like Alligator Alcatraz where 2/3rds of detainees go “missing”? At this point, you may as well just dissolve the Conservative Party and join Reform.
October 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Nigel Farage? Blatantly lying? Surely not.
October 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Go on, prove you are human.

Another classic from @fibbymcfibface.bsky.social imported from a platform owned by someone who definitely wouldn’t pass a humanity test.
September 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This 👏👏👏

If you’re a white British man, and you’re not a rapist yourself, statistically it is very likely that you are friends, or at least acquaintances, with one. So, if you’re concerned about rape, talk to your mates about their attitudes to women before you protest asylum seekers in our name.
September 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It’s not just history that tells us how this ends, it’s happening in the US now. When they can’t deport as many ‘illegals’ as promised (because there were never that many) they need to make up the numbers. Just because you voted for them, doesn’t mean they won’t come for someone you care about.
August 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
No lies detected 😂

Just the continuing trampling of the right to freedom of expression and peaceful protest.
August 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Of course Israel couldn’t possibly be targeting journalists to minimize reporting of the genocide in Gaza…
August 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Even if you aren’t bothered about the genocide being carried out by Israel (and, if that’s you then I urge you to examine your conscience) this conduct raises serious questions about the extent to which British democracy has been compromised. Everyone should want to see this investigated.
August 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I just saw Farage denying the ongoing genocide in Gaza and this lovely tweet one after the other. I wonder if the person who wrote the tweet would really believe Nigel ‘Gas them all’ Farage is genuinely concerned about Jewish safety? Strange, dark times.

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July 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Maybe there’s some sort of link between directing racist violence at asylum seekers and directing misogynist violence at women? Could it be desperation to uphold a white supremicist patriarchal system because it’s the only system which would ever validate the existence of such brainless twatbags?
July 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If you ever wondered what you would have done if you had been a German during the holocaust… you are doing it now.
July 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The BBC’s journalists are calling out the anti-Palestinian bias driving the BBC’s news coverage of Gaza.

Channel 4 / Zeteo are screening the Medics in Gaza documentary the BBC refused to show.

Is the tide turning? I hope so.

Free Palestine 🇵🇸
July 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Standard behaviour for Reform. Twatbags.
July 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If you find it impossible to stay silent in the face of the horrors happening in the world, congratulations. You are right.
June 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
My local council is now run by Reform. I had hoped this wouldn’t happen but I’m not surprised. Reform is lying to the people of the North East, but we have been left in freefall since the 80s and many people prefer lies to being entirely taken foregranted. Remember, fascism arrives as your friend.
May 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
His words said, “Vladimir, STOP” but his heart, his mind, his body said the opposite… 🎶 BOW CHICA WOWWOW 🎶
April 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My children are the best thing that has ever happened to me, but if I was young again and considering whether to have children now, I don’t think I would.

My children hear snippets of the news and ask me if everything is going to be ok. I lie to them.
April 24, 2025 at 11:10 AM
America: take it from the British, the one thing all Empires eventually do is crumble. And then you realise how much everyone you oppressed for all that time fucking hates you. At least we play the villain with a bit of humour and panache. With your pathetic need to be the hero, how will you cope?
April 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
So this is what it was about then - narcissistic supply. What a pathetic old twat.
April 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM