Who told you where all my half finished bullet journals are buried?!

Surely this new notebook will fix me. It has a galaxy on the cover.

Interesting! What about synesthesia and aura migraines? I could see all those extra active synapses cause these issues for me too.

I wonder if this is why I had so many seizures as a child but haven't had any as an adult.

Definitely explains why so many people have asked me "why do you have to make everything complicated?!"

I needed this reminder to tune up my generator I learned how to fix when it broke down during Beryl last year.

The self control it takes not to ram the accelerator down is too damn high! I played far too much Twisted Metal as a kid and one day the intrusive thoughts are going to win.

Walkable cities sound so heavenly. Too bad I'm in the most sprawled out and car obsessed city with next to no public transportation all thanks to O&G trashing any attempts at high speed rail infrastructure.

I have to just take a deep breath and tell myself the person isn't a local and probably made a mistake so I can back off. But I have to force myself to do that. Especially when I have my kids in the car. My V6 ain't cutting it 😂

Justice sensitivity is a big one. It's not always a positive! Mine flares up while driving and if I let it win I would cause accidents. You got into that turn only lane and now want to cut in front of me? Absolutely not. The sign says turn you're turning. Driving stresses me out.

Got my mushroom tea, a lecture playing on quantum mechanics, and my crochet! Special interest paradise over here. 💜

I hope you are having a wonderful day as well!

Ducks are well known for their devious dishonesty and not honoring handshake deals! Don't trust them and get everything in writing.

These storms keep coming close but still somehow missing me and I'd like to file a formal complaint to those in control of the weather and according to my sources (the worst of Twitter) that's NOAA and you guys.

But sincerely I hope your kid got some rest after all the excitement.

How'd you know I had to make a phone call so I can get pool passes for my kids this summer? I didn't even script the conversation out first because I was in a hurry and knew I'd forget if I put it off. The Horror.

RotJ is my favorite but I do often think of the ecological aftermath of exploding a moon sized space station above Endor.

All those Ewoks probably got Ewok cancer. RIP Wicket.

I had a visceral reaction to that milk and the ketchup.

Also I'm glad someone else remembers purple ketchup and that it wasn't something out of a fever dream.

I'll never forget that during Katrina seniors were left to drown in nursing homes.

With our birthrates dropping we are headed for a lopsided age demographic that is very top heavy. This is a problem that will only get worse if we don't change course.

Honestly same 😂

What?! They are missing out on fried gator tail down under?! This cannot stand.

I'll be honest I can't tell the difference no matter how many times I'm told how to distinguish them by their jaws. Probably because I'm running either way lol.