The Funky Buddha
@thefunkybuddha.bsky.social
Small business owner (GrueneWitch.com). I enjoy comedy, music, and sharing time with my amazing wife and our dogs. No proselytizers, soliciters, or MAGA. #RESIST
"One ticket for $60 or two for $100! That's a savings of up to $50 dollars!!"
Ted Cruz is really bad at math.
Ted Cruz is really bad at math.
October 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
"One ticket for $60 or two for $100! That's a savings of up to $50 dollars!!"
Ted Cruz is really bad at math.
Ted Cruz is really bad at math.
Happy Friday! 🍂🍃 Whilst I am longing to tell you we will have crisp air and changing colors for the market weekend, we are in south central Texas. So, low 90’s will be our Autumn vibes. 😂 It will be perfect market weather! ☀️🍂
October 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Happy Friday! 🍂🍃 Whilst I am longing to tell you we will have crisp air and changing colors for the market weekend, we are in south central Texas. So, low 90’s will be our Autumn vibes. 😂 It will be perfect market weather! ☀️🍂
We're back! Stop out and see us at the New Braunfels Farmers Market tomorrow!
September 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We're back! Stop out and see us at the New Braunfels Farmers Market tomorrow!
Idiots are at the helm.
September 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Idiots are at the helm.
We absolutely love seeing such glowing testimonials from our customers. Thank you, Geri!
September 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We absolutely love seeing such glowing testimonials from our customers. Thank you, Geri!
NOTICE: Shipping Delay & Local Pickup Temporarily Unavailable
Orders placed after noon on Saturday, September 20 will not be processed until Friday, September 26. Also, the earliest date for Local Pickup orders will be Saturday, September 27.
Thank you for your patience. 👨🦲👩🏖️
gruenewitch.com
Orders placed after noon on Saturday, September 20 will not be processed until Friday, September 26. Also, the earliest date for Local Pickup orders will be Saturday, September 27.
Thank you for your patience. 👨🦲👩🏖️
gruenewitch.com
September 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
NOTICE: Shipping Delay & Local Pickup Temporarily Unavailable
Orders placed after noon on Saturday, September 20 will not be processed until Friday, September 26. Also, the earliest date for Local Pickup orders will be Saturday, September 27.
Thank you for your patience. 👨🦲👩🏖️
gruenewitch.com
Orders placed after noon on Saturday, September 20 will not be processed until Friday, September 26. Also, the earliest date for Local Pickup orders will be Saturday, September 27.
Thank you for your patience. 👨🦲👩🏖️
gruenewitch.com
There is a rhythm to Herbal Living and it begins by listening to the seasons. 🌱🌦️
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There is a rhythm to Herbal Living and it begins by listening to the seasons. 🌱🌦️
As summer winds down, our Mineral Sun Cream is entering its seasonal slowdown in production. If you’ve been meaning to try it or need to restock, now’s your chance!
September 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
As summer winds down, our Mineral Sun Cream is entering its seasonal slowdown in production. If you’ve been meaning to try it or need to restock, now’s your chance!
Say hello to radiant skin with our 𝙎𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙈𝙪𝙨𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢 𝘼𝙣𝙩𝙞-𝘼𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙮𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 — packed with organic goodness and herbal magick! 🍄💦
September 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Say hello to radiant skin with our 𝙎𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙈𝙪𝙨𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢 𝘼𝙣𝙩𝙞-𝘼𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙮𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 — packed with organic goodness and herbal magick! 🍄💦
Greetings, friends. 🌱 Just a quick heads-up regarding wholesale, private label, and online sales. 🚚📦 There will be a shipping pause!
September 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Greetings, friends. 🌱 Just a quick heads-up regarding wholesale, private label, and online sales. 🚚📦 There will be a shipping pause!
𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆! 🌱🌼
Thank you for stopping out to see us at the New Braunfels Farmers Market and Boerne Market Days! Thank you for shopping small and supporting local businesses. 💙🙏
Thank you for stopping out to see us at the New Braunfels Farmers Market and Boerne Market Days! Thank you for shopping small and supporting local businesses. 💙🙏
September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆! 🌱🌼
Thank you for stopping out to see us at the New Braunfels Farmers Market and Boerne Market Days! Thank you for shopping small and supporting local businesses. 💙🙏
Thank you for stopping out to see us at the New Braunfels Farmers Market and Boerne Market Days! Thank you for shopping small and supporting local businesses. 💙🙏
𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡
Join us at Cactus Land Brewing Co. for their Oktoberfest Market full of vendors, craft drinks, great food, live music, and fall fun!
𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟓𝐭𝐡
𝐆𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝟏𝟐 𝐏𝐌.
𝟑𝟔𝟖 𝐂𝐑 𝟑𝟐𝟓 𝐀𝐝𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐓𝐗 𝟕𝟖𝟏𝟎𝟏
Join us at Cactus Land Brewing Co. for their Oktoberfest Market full of vendors, craft drinks, great food, live music, and fall fun!
𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟓𝐭𝐡
𝐆𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝟏𝟐 𝐏𝐌.
𝟑𝟔𝟖 𝐂𝐑 𝟑𝟐𝟓 𝐀𝐝𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐓𝐗 𝟕𝟖𝟏𝟎𝟏
September 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡
Join us at Cactus Land Brewing Co. for their Oktoberfest Market full of vendors, craft drinks, great food, live music, and fall fun!
𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟓𝐭𝐡
𝐆𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝟏𝟐 𝐏𝐌.
𝟑𝟔𝟖 𝐂𝐑 𝟑𝟐𝟓 𝐀𝐝𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐓𝐗 𝟕𝟖𝟏𝟎𝟏
Join us at Cactus Land Brewing Co. for their Oktoberfest Market full of vendors, craft drinks, great food, live music, and fall fun!
𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟓𝐭𝐡
𝐆𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝟏𝟐 𝐏𝐌.
𝟑𝟔𝟖 𝐂𝐑 𝟑𝟐𝟓 𝐀𝐝𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐓𝐗 𝟕𝟖𝟏𝟎𝟏
Our Harvest Moon Handcrafted Soap is back on the website and will be available at market events this weekend! 🍊🧡🧼
Harvest Moon has been an autumn favorite for nearly 12 years offering notes of crisp apple 🍏, tangy lemon 🍋, warm ginger 🫚 and a bit of fig's honeyed sweetness. 🌰
Harvest Moon has been an autumn favorite for nearly 12 years offering notes of crisp apple 🍏, tangy lemon 🍋, warm ginger 🫚 and a bit of fig's honeyed sweetness. 🌰
September 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Our Harvest Moon Handcrafted Soap is back on the website and will be available at market events this weekend! 🍊🧡🧼
Harvest Moon has been an autumn favorite for nearly 12 years offering notes of crisp apple 🍏, tangy lemon 🍋, warm ginger 🫚 and a bit of fig's honeyed sweetness. 🌰
Harvest Moon has been an autumn favorite for nearly 12 years offering notes of crisp apple 🍏, tangy lemon 🍋, warm ginger 🫚 and a bit of fig's honeyed sweetness. 🌰
It was a beautiful ceremony honoring the heroes and remembering those we lost on September 11th. 💔
This morning, David and I, along with my dad and members of our New Braunfels Community Emergency Response Team (C.E.R.T.) stood united and walked with the New Braunfels Police and Fire Departments.
This morning, David and I, along with my dad and members of our New Braunfels Community Emergency Response Team (C.E.R.T.) stood united and walked with the New Braunfels Police and Fire Departments.
September 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It was a beautiful ceremony honoring the heroes and remembering those we lost on September 11th. 💔
This morning, David and I, along with my dad and members of our New Braunfels Community Emergency Response Team (C.E.R.T.) stood united and walked with the New Braunfels Police and Fire Departments.
This morning, David and I, along with my dad and members of our New Braunfels Community Emergency Response Team (C.E.R.T.) stood united and walked with the New Braunfels Police and Fire Departments.
Fall vibes in New Braunfels! 🍂 Loving this crisp 65° morning — it’s perfect weather for sipping herbal tea, and I do believe I will be getting my harvest decorating finished. Who else is soaking up these autumn feels? 🍃☕️ 🍁
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Fall vibes in New Braunfels! 🍂 Loving this crisp 65° morning — it’s perfect weather for sipping herbal tea, and I do believe I will be getting my harvest decorating finished. Who else is soaking up these autumn feels? 🍃☕️ 🍁
